I tweeted this video last night, but it’s too amazing to only share there. My dear friend Mojo sent me this video last week when I was sad about pulling my column from the Chron. It will live again elsewhere when I decide on a good home (besides me, many people are missing it and readers are saying they’ll follow it wherever it goes). As for this video, you should only be worried if a) your head is a watermelon and b) this woman is in charge of the fruit salad at your wedding.
because we can: a woman crushing a watermelon with her thighs
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If you’ve ever caught one of the military shows on the History Chanel. By the standards of R. Lee Ermey (aka Gunny) That’s Lethal.
and yet i’m aroused
wow…wow…WOW! scary, but I’m with bairdduvessa, yet I’m aroused!
I can only hope that one day my thighs will be like this. In fact, I’ve never tried crushing a watermelon with my thighs so I might give it a go now and see what happens…
It’s the details that make this great.
The blue tarp in the apartment. Love the tarp.
The heels!
Her best thong.
Amazing and so funny. Like one person on YouTube said; “I don’t know whether to run or rub one out!”
Thank you!