Comments on: the thing is, if I had a penis I don’t think I’d stick it in a Cuisinart

By: James

James — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:56:20 +0000

lol i was giong to say what David said. I’m bi so in my early teens i stuck a lot of things in my butt that didn’t belong

By: Ell

Ell — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:00:06 +0000

Don’t want to be a killjoy but I saw the Tengas at a recent trade show, the longer term use one’s might be okay but really does the world need more single use plastics? -http://tinyurl.com/ybdwq63 – The ocean awaits – http://tinyurl.com/ychendc

I was kind of shocked when the sales rep told me that part of the range is designed for single use – yep, one ejaculation, then throw it away.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:28:38 +0000

You only get about 50 uses out of that 2nd one. That’s like maybe 2mos.

And @Elf, why do you hope that guys are thinking about a ‘girl’ when using the onahole? Why can’t they be thinking of a freaking car tail pipe if they want to? Just curious. (*goes to google to see if there is a web site dedicated to guys with car tail pipe fetishes*)

By: Peter Stindberg

Peter Stindberg — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:45:18 +0000

The vast majority of male sextoys is insultingly pathetic, horrible and smutty design, horrible materials, the thought alone to use it for masturbation is apalling. Why isn’t here a larger market for nice looking, stylish, high quality sex toys for guys? Masturbation is a form of highly pleasurable entertainment, and I think it is about time it becomes a lifestyle choice as well. I want to have toys that have an appealing design, use high quality materials, gadgets for a rich sexual life. The Tenga toys are actually almost the only ones who got it right so far. We need more like this!

By: bairdduvessa

bairdduvessa — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:24:23 +0000

as a dude and chronic masturbater, there is no way i’d touch one of those…i’d worry about a malfunction or something…never mind how bulky it is. i’ll stick with my hands until they no longer work.

By: Dante

Dante — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:02:37 +0000

i have a Penis and that shit scares me

By: Elf Sternberg

Elf Sternberg — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 06:15:14 +0000

I’ve always been disgusted by the term “onahole.” おな (“ona”) is literally “girl,” and while, yeah, that’s hopefully what guys who use the thing are thinking about, it still seems somehow dehumanizing. Americans seem to have done better with “Fleshlight.”

At least the purchasers of RealDolls are fantasizing about the whole woman.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:44:17 +0000

It’s only funny until they attach it to the Large Hadron Collider and delete the universe with it.

ROBOVAGAPOCALYPSE

By: David

David — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:51:43 +0000

Now see, that just shows how little you know about guys. We’ll stick our penises in ANYTHING! Whether it’s a good idea or not… ^_^