Kate Moss “Parisienne” vs. Lucy Lawless “Bitch Slap”

by Violet Blue on November 18, 2009

This is probably not a fair fight.

That said, here is Kate Moss in Yves Saint Laurent’s “Parisienne” ad, wherein I imagine myself to be just like this in Paris next month for my LeWeb talk, but after eating some lasagna:

Next, we have the trailer for upcoming film “Bitch Slap” (Jan. 8, 2010) which has Lucy Lawless as a nun (playing Mother Superior) and looks just as awful/awesome as the ad above but for wholly different reasons. It’s like if LeWeb goes all wrong and in order to get out of Paris alive I have to get all Russ Meyer and Xena on everyone while simultaneously the great City of Paris won’t let me wear pants to give my presentation (no, really — link is telegraph.co.uk).

Who wins?

Violet Blue

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{ 2 comments }

1 leila November 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm

I knew they were re-making Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! but this is just silly.
Nevertheless, I am excited.

2 Lip Reader November 19, 2009 at 6:02 am

b/s is one of those films that was the second feature at a drive-in theater. just a warm
up to the third feature which was always enlightening. gawd bless dit and all the b-stars
that shown on the silver screen.

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