Because what the world really needed was a vampiric male masturbation sleeve — with teeth (in time for a pre-Halloween blog blast, natch). Not that I’m judging the sex-with-a-vampire fantasy, I’m just pointing out the obvious here. And hey, it’s branded with fetish pinup Masuimi Max, and impressively has very hip cool graphic design by Hydro74, neither of which whose coolness is to be trifled with.
See more (and a full gallery of n00ds with Max) on the Vampire Fleshlight page. Via Gizmodo, thanks (I think) to Praemedia. Now go put on Lesbian Vampire Killers, take two roofies and definitely delete your Tweets in the morning…
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Awesome. A few more pics of the succu-dry over here.
Aaaahahahaha!!
Every time someone’s posted this recently and someone mentions vagina dentata, I get that song from The Lion King running through my head. Well, with slightly different lyrics.