The Vampire Fleshlight (Vagina Dentata Fleshlighta)

by Violet Blue on October 28, 2009

Because what the world really needed was a vampiric male masturbation sleeve — with teeth (in time for a pre-Halloween blog blast, natch). Not that I’m judging the sex-with-a-vampire fantasy, I’m just pointing out the obvious here. And hey, it’s branded with fetish pinup Masuimi Max, and impressively has very hip cool graphic design by Hydro74, neither of which whose coolness is to be trifled with.

See more (and a full gallery of n00ds with Max) on the Vampire Fleshlight page. Via Gizmodo, thanks (I think) to Praemedia. Now go put on Lesbian Vampire Killers, take two roofies and definitely delete your Tweets in the morning…

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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{ 3 comments }

1 Dr. Curiosity October 29, 2009 at 12:23 am

Every time someone’s posted this recently and someone mentions vagina dentata, I get that song from The Lion King running through my head. Well, with slightly different lyrics.

2 Amy October 28, 2009 at 9:13 pm

Aaaahahahaha!!

3 casualencounters.com/blog October 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Awesome. A few more pics of the succu-dry over here.

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