on Vice: copy machine pr0n

October 28, 2009


(l-r): LIFEwithBIRD top, American Apparel skirt, Undercolors of Benetton bra, Steve Madden shoes, Oliver Peoples glasses, Delphine-Charlotte Parmentier earrings; Band of Outsiders sweater and shorts, Keep shoes, Casio watch.

Sex with machines — copy machines, that is — appeals to the office geek in all of us. Vice Mag has this nice 14-page gallery of what turned out to be some pretty erotic copy machine pr0n, although I will express disappointment at a) the lack of male bits on the glass and b) the selection of male used in the shoot being of only one particular type. Let’s just say that “hipster bear” doesn’t get my HP Multipurpose all hot and bothered enough to cause a paper jam. Know what I mean? In fact, I would like to suggest this strapping young man for the next round on the scanner.

And if you need more hipster pr0ns, there’s always Sasha Grey’s butt in the new American Apparel ad (fleshbot.com).

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lip Reader October 29, 2009 at 6:26 am

my my, miss american pie.

2 SheenV October 29, 2009 at 10:19 am

Very erotic!

3 Black_Pearl_10 October 29, 2009 at 11:21 am

That boy’s too thin to be a bear. He’s an otter.

4 James October 31, 2009 at 1:43 am

great set

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