on Vice: copy machine pr0n

by violet blue on October 28, 2009


(l-r): LIFEwithBIRD top, American Apparel skirt, Undercolors of Benetton bra, Steve Madden shoes, Oliver Peoples glasses, Delphine-Charlotte Parmentier earrings; Band of Outsiders sweater and shorts, Keep shoes, Casio watch.

Sex with machines — copy machines, that is — appeals to the office geek in all of us. Vice Mag has this nice 14-page gallery of what turned out to be some pretty erotic copy machine pr0n, although I will express disappointment at a) the lack of male bits on the glass and b) the selection of male used in the shoot being of only one particular type. Let’s just say that “hipster bear” doesn’t get my HP Multipurpose all hot and bothered enough to cause a paper jam. Know what I mean? In fact, I would like to suggest this strapping young man for the next round on the scanner.

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The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and TinyNibbles is named one of Self Magazine’s “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is the Founder, Editor and Owner of TinyNibbles and many other popular web properties. She is a Forbes Web Celeb, a columnist for CBS Interactive/ZDNet, and is one of Wired's Faces of Innovation. Blue teaches and lectures around the world (including two Google Inc. Tech Talks on sex) and is the Author and Editor of over 35 best-selling, award-winning books. She is regarded as the foremost expert in the field of sex and technology and has guested on Oprah, CNN and more.

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lip Reader October 29, 2009 at 6:26 am

my my, miss american pie.

2 SheenV October 29, 2009 at 10:19 am

Very erotic!

3 Black_Pearl_10 October 29, 2009 at 11:21 am

That boy’s too thin to be a bear. He’s an otter.

4 James October 31, 2009 at 1:43 am

great set

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