Bullet actually looks okay, but not like this. This I would call ‘auto-erotic discharge.’
Every season I look forward to Agent Provocateur‘s new lineup of dirty sexy (or sweet) lingerie, and then I steal their photos and tell you all about it, and mop the drool off my keyboard and sigh wistfully over tiny lacy things that no one can afford. All can be forgiven if it’s hot. But after seeing this season’s new offerings, I have completely lost patience.
I love you AP. I am deeply disappointed in you. I’d consider working it out, except I sat through each one of the videos for each lingerie set, and there’s no amount of counseling that will make me change my mind. I took those videos personally. They are awful. And your Flash video looks terrible. Did you do that on purpose? Just to hurt me? That’s it. I am breaking up with you.
However, this is cool:
It’s the Love Force March. On September 16 Agent Provocateur is having models in frilly underthings march through Selfridges and down Oxford Street to celebrate the launch of their new hosiery collection. (Starts 9am at Selfridges.)
This is really not fair. If you’re in London (sigh), go and please take pictures or video for me. I’ll quit complaining for a minute and post it. I swear.
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HAHAHA. I was first linked to AP’s new collection by the Lingerie Post. I have to say that I liked the concept of doing super-heroine inspired lingerie. But seriously? So many of the pieces are just really normal lingerie designs worn by models who pose as pretty embarrassing supernaturals. I’m of the opinion that the whole collection would be made better if it featured a couple of latex pieces :D Just sayin’.
Loving your blog, btw!