This is brilliant writing, people. Shrieketh The Sword in Confirmed: Levi Johnston Is Actually Going to Show Us (The Outline Of) His Moose Cock:
Levi Johnston joked about posing in Playgirl on the set of a photo shoot. Within hours, the gay internet freaked the fuck out, a Playgirl producer put in a call, and now, Gawker reports, Levi’s lawyer has confirmed that Levi will pose in his skivvies.
Based on Levi’s jokes about Playgirl in Vanity Fair’s behind-the-scenes video below, it seems as though Levi doesn’t realize that Playgirl is a website now, not a magazine, and that its fans are faggots, not playgirls. No matter. The Palins are a gift. First Sarah provided inspiration for a nation of drag queens; now, Levi is providing inspiration for a nation of huddled-over homos who fantasize about getting raped at hunting rifle gun-point by a hole-crazed redneck who’s at least kind enough to provide some venison grease for lube. (…more, thesword.com)
