Levi Johnston’s (potential) moose cock

by Violet Blue on September 8, 2009

This is brilliant writing, people. Shrieketh The Sword in Confirmed: Levi Johnston Is Actually Going to Show Us (The Outline Of) His Moose Cock:

Levi Johnston joked about posing in Playgirl on the set of a photo shoot. Within hours, the gay internet freaked the fuck out, a Playgirl producer put in a call, and now, Gawker reports, Levi’s lawyer has confirmed that Levi will pose in his skivvies.

Based on Levi’s jokes about Playgirl in Vanity Fair’s behind-the-scenes video below, it seems as though Levi doesn’t realize that Playgirl is a website now, not a magazine, and that its fans are faggots, not playgirls. No matter. The Palins are a gift. First Sarah provided inspiration for a nation of drag queens; now, Levi is providing inspiration for a nation of huddled-over homos who fantasize about getting raped at hunting rifle gun-point by a hole-crazed redneck who’s at least kind enough to provide some venison grease for lube. (…more, thesword.com)

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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