holy bratwurst: Rammstein’s “German Pussy” video

by Violet Blue on September 18, 2009

Two people have sent me this — and it’s a combination of hilarious and hardcore — Rammstein’s German Pussy music video. Every German double entendre and cliche in the book is in it, and perhaps unintentionally making it all the more likable. For example, put on your best German accent and repeat the lyrics, “You have a poosay. I have a dick-a. So vat’s da problem?” and monotone, “I can’t get laaaaiiid in Gerrrrrmannyyy.”

Yeah, it’s like that :) Thanks A + C!

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{ 7 comments }

1 Eduardo León December 15, 2009 at 12:26 am

Even I, a Rammstein fan, think they have crossed the line between the acceptable and the unacceptable. One thing is simulating sex in front of your fans (who know what to expect from you and are more willing to tolerate anything from you anyways) and another is to display actual sex in a music video (whose main purpose is to attract people who wouldn’t usually listen to your music, and have a far bigger audience that includes… kids?). Besides, there are better songs in Liebe ist für alle da.

2 The Great Blondino September 29, 2009 at 8:28 pm

Hello from Sweden! Just wanted to say that the guy making the video is a swede and the video has gotten a lot of bad press here in Sweden. My bananashaped country has a tendency to mix promiscuity with a strong kosher-attitude towards sex. Weird right? It’s like eating at a big smorgasbord with only a small amount of dishes to choose from.

3 Michael September 19, 2009 at 7:56 am

Hmm. No wonder Mrs Thatcher was worried about the reunification of Germany.

4 Drunken Economist September 19, 2009 at 5:40 am

Yeaaaaaaah, Rammstein. Gantz Kühl.
Love Germany. And this vid tops that old Scooter video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTLlA3fsDRA

5 Neil Ford September 19, 2009 at 3:23 am

Of course, that won’t get seen on MTV. :)

Could this post be why Widgetbox threw up the sausage ad?

- Neil.

6 Rigger September 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Heiligs Blechle !
U really digg out the right stuff ;-)
Greetings from that region of the globe *blush*

7 UnderpantsGnome September 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm

hahahaha WTF!?

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