Image by Danny Choo — “Once thats done, you will see the mid fuselage. Gently pull out the fuselage taking care not to let it come in contact with the Protein Vacuum Generator inside.”
A few months back I saw Danny Choo‘s unsurprisingly bizarre, surreal review of Japanese male masturbatory toy, the Tenga Egg. I filed it under ‘holy SHIT I have to blog this’. He has a whole hilarious Flickr set of the Tenga Egg review here.
And then, well, you know what happens to those ‘must blog’ files. No, pervy little elves don’t arrive in the night and move those files somewhere else. Instead of using what’s left of my porn-addled memory to access those files, I got distracted by something shiny and blogged something else weird and sex-related and Danny Choo (the dakimakura sex pillow covers he got and “reviewed”). And then, like an evil goblin in the night, a friend who I find it amusing to mention works at Google (though it bears nothing on this overlong post on jacking off into fake poultry replicas), sent me this video at 1am today:
Video link via SyntheticPubes. I’ll take mine over easy.
Image by Danny Choo — “If you have pets then you can also use them as protective shoes.”
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I’m sorry, I consider myself pretty sex savy, but I could not follow what you get out of this device, per the movie. Is it like a cover for a dildo?
aaaaw! furryyyyyyy!
with these shoes on you can go ahead and walk on egg shells
Look at the size of that thing. It’d be like fucking tinkerbell.
I’m buying a six-pack.
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