things to say during sex: venn + flow diagram

by Violet Blue on July 6, 2009


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I don’t know who made this, but I can thank @andrewpenick for the link to Things to Say During Sex (um, or *not*), a truly excellent Venn flow diagram for all of us Venn/flow diagram fetishists. There’s something about the combination of nerdy charts and diagrams with sex that really works. For me. A lot. I love the “here’s a dollar” thread in the diagram… Ouch. Below the main Venn, you’ll also find the “religious” and “genuine” flow threads, which are hilarious.

* Thanks for following me on Twitter, @andrewpenick!

Violet Blue

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{ 7 comments }

1 Susie Q Bye July 8, 2009 at 8:49 pm

So whale noises are bad? lol!

2 anon July 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Ooooh. Put it on the ceiling. Have a camera pointed at it. Use a laser pointer, and have the computer read off whatever path is traced. That would ROCK!

3 BangBang July 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm

I wouldn’t recommend this on a first date.

4 Felikz July 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm

haha, you LIKE that??????

5 Pete July 6, 2009 at 11:56 am

Should be made poster sized and tacked on the ceiling above the bed.

6 mossum July 6, 2009 at 11:40 am

Hello, Vicar!

7 JustTerry July 6, 2009 at 11:10 am

Fantastic… I love this.. if I ever get to have sex again im so breaking this out in the middle of it… (which partly explains why I never get to have sex)

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