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I don’t know who made this, but I can thank @andrewpenick for the link to Things to Say During Sex (um, or *not*), a truly excellent Venn flow diagram for all of us Venn/flow diagram fetishists. There’s something about the combination of nerdy charts and diagrams with sex that really works. For me. A lot. I love the “here’s a dollar” thread in the diagram… Ouch. Below the main Venn, you’ll also find the “religious” and “genuine” flow threads, which are hilarious.
* Thanks for following me on Twitter, @andrewpenick!
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Fantastic… I love this.. if I ever get to have sex again im so breaking this out in the middle of it… (which partly explains why I never get to have sex)
Hello, Vicar!
Should be made poster sized and tacked on the ceiling above the bed.
haha, you LIKE that??????
I wouldn’t recommend this on a first date.
Ooooh. Put it on the ceiling. Have a camera pointed at it. Use a laser pointer, and have the computer read off whatever path is traced. That would ROCK!
So whale noises are bad? lol!