morning LOL: my pussy would kick Sadie’s ass, too

by Violet Blue on May 15, 2009


Image from this Ultimate Surrender video + image gallery.

Fucking sex garbage marketers, always hitting up us well trafficked sex blogs with crap products like we’re stupid bumpkins. Gah! This morning’s LULZ brought to us by Bacchus, snip:

Dear Sadie:

I am sorry to inform you that I would make a poor test subject for your Oriental Tightening Powder, as I am a dude. Accordingly, I either do not have a vaginal wall or, if I do, it is already so tight that I cannot readily find it when exploring with my fingers. (Trust me, I checked.)

I do have a girlfriend, but her vagina does not require any rejuvenating, thankyouverymuch. I’m also somewhat concerned that she’d kick my ass if I offered her a vaginal rejuvenating product. I suspect she’d kick my ass a second time (with added emphasis) when she discovered I was offering her a mystery capsule I got for free off the internets. Then, when she discovers that the plan is for her to dissolve this mystery capsule in warm water and douche with it, I can only imagine that she’d offer to kick my ass one more weary time. (…read more, erosblog.com)

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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