if I only had a *secretary*

by Violet Blue on May 25, 2009


Image from this explicit gallery.

Double entendres and puns are the lowest form of humor, but if I’m going to get these fucking books about fucking ever finally done *and* have a human life at the same time — the call for positions are open for secretary at the Blogger Bungalow.

More galleries I wasted my work time today examining and culling through for the sake of all personkind because I CARE:

* Perla in Secretary (above)

* Sally by Jon Barry

* Karima in Vetro

* Sue A By Nicolas Grier

* Guerlin A By Tony Murano

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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{ 6 comments }

1 casualencounters.com/blog May 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Oh, and I think you might have to make it “persynkind”. Can’t have that pesky non-gender-neutral “son” in there scuzzing the word up.

2 casualencounters.com/blog May 26, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I care that you care.

3 Devora May 26, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Ditto to #1 and #2 – how do I apply?

4 DJTennessee May 26, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Are candidates allowed to interview and perform their duties naked?

5 Josh May 26, 2009 at 8:44 am

Same question…how do I apply?

6 littleshotlarry May 26, 2009 at 3:15 am

How do I apply for the position? And is it possible to perform the tasks transcontinentally?

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