if I only had a *secretary*

by violet blue on May 25, 2009


Image from this explicit gallery.

Double entendres and puns are the lowest form of humor, but if I’m going to get these fucking books about fucking ever finally done *and* have a human life at the same time — the call for positions are open for secretary at the Blogger Bungalow.

More galleries I wasted my work time today examining and culling through for the sake of all personkind because I CARE:

* Perla in Secretary (above)

* Sally by Jon Barry

* Karima in Vetro

* Sue A By Nicolas Grier

* Guerlin A By Tony Murano

violet blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and TinyNibbles is named one of Self Magazine’s “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is the Founder, Editor and Owner of TinyNibbles and many other popular web properties. She is a Forbes Web Celeb, a columnist for CBS Interactive/ZDNet, and is one of Wired's Faces of Innovation. Blue teaches and lectures around the world (including two Google Inc. Tech Talks on sex) and is the Author and Editor of over 35 best-selling, award-winning books. She is regarded as the foremost expert in the field of sex and technology and has guested on Oprah, CNN and more.

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 littleshotlarry May 26, 2009 at 3:15 am

How do I apply for the position? And is it possible to perform the tasks transcontinentally?

2 Josh May 26, 2009 at 8:44 am

Same question…how do I apply?

3 DJTennessee May 26, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Are candidates allowed to interview and perform their duties naked?

4 Devora May 26, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Ditto to #1 and #2 – how do I apply?

5 casualencounters.com/blog May 26, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I care that you care.

6 casualencounters.com/blog May 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Oh, and I think you might have to make it “persynkind”. Can’t have that pesky non-gender-neutral “son” in there scuzzing the word up.

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