“Violet Blue – Rude Girl in The Kitchen Sink Next to 2 Liters of Perv Juice Holding 2 Pistols Loaded w/ Boner Bullets Under Halloween Decor, Hanging Battle Mask Lamp, Throwing Stars, Taser, Knives & Diamond Brass Knuckles as in Floats Alex The Cat“
This is an outrageous masterpiece, and I can’t believe I’m in it. Merkley??? outdid himself with this one — and my kitty Alex is flying in to say O HAI! Look at his crooked tail! So cute! He actually enjoyed being tossed around, which is so very Alex.
The punchline on this picture is that while we were doing different angles, I opened the window for air, and while I was posing nekkid with my tits up and out in my sink, I hear someone shout “Hey, Merkley!” from outside… Total OMGWTF moment. It was my neighbors across the backyard, who were apparently watching the whole nude shoot from their balcony, through my kitchen window! I was pretty much just frozen like a deer in the headlights.
Turns out, they know Merkley??? — of course. They shouted for us to come have a drink after, and we did when we were done… and I got to see the view from their balcony, right into my kitchen. I’m positive they got an eyeful and and a half, that night, at the very least. I understood this most especially when Merkley??? and I were on the balcony drinking wine together and talking, and he stopped and said, “Oh wow.” I said, “What?” He said, “I was at a party here once and I was right here, talking with a friend. And I was like, hey, is that a naked girl in that kitchen?” Merkley??? gestured toward my kitchen window. I said, “You saw a naked girl in my kitchen… uhhh… What color hair did she have?”
Then I kind of blushed a lot, but fortunately it was dark.
See also: Merkley???’s post that accompanies this image (with links to buy the print): Fantasy Squat Make Out, Hobo Gun Rental & Train Door Tricks For The Kids and take my strong recommendation to buy his stunning book.
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I love/hate pictures like this, the first 10 seconds is total hotness. Then hours of angst, realizing I’m alone in thinking gun safety is sexy. Don’t put your fingers inside the trigger guard unless you’re going to shoot. Please tell me there are rapists on opposite sides of your kitchen and Alex is diving out of the way to give you a clear shot.
love the season 6 musical homage. :)
DAMN. I like this even better than the other one! When I eventually have money, I will buy this print…
Great picture, you do have huge legs tho. :)
Girl. You are doing some fantastic shoots. Thanks sharing your explorations. I look forward to more. You do look fantastic.
Nice guns.
The pistols look good too.
Oh come on! That’s not fair! You can’t put that on the web for just anyone to see!
I didn’t recognize you at first. then my jaw hit the desk.
Wow, those are some big boots. Fabulous photo.
I keep coming back to look at this picture and every time, I see something new. I just love the sexy whimsy in it! And, Violet, you look HAWT!!
This is a RIOT — and the picture is incredible!!! I love seeing these.
Great picture. You look so hot!
And your kitty is cute.
Holy crap, you look amazing!
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