Merkley??? strikes again, with feeling :)

“Violet Blue – Rude Girl in The Kitchen Sink Next to 2 Liters of Perv Juice Holding 2 Pistols Loaded w/ Boner Bullets Under Halloween Decor, Hanging Battle Mask Lamp, Throwing Stars, Taser, Knives & Diamond Brass Knuckles as in Floats Alex The Cat“

This is an outrageous masterpiece, and I can’t believe I’m in it. Merkley??? outdid himself with this one — and my kitty Alex is flying in to say O HAI! Look at his crooked tail! So cute! He actually enjoyed being tossed around, which is so very Alex.

The punchline on this picture is that while we were doing different angles, I opened the window for air, and while I was posing nekkid with my tits up and out in my sink, I hear someone shout “Hey, Merkley!” from outside… Total OMGWTF moment. It was my neighbors across the backyard, who were apparently watching the whole nude shoot from their balcony, through my kitchen window! I was pretty much just frozen like a deer in the headlights.

Turns out, they know Merkley??? — of course. They shouted for us to come have a drink after, and we did when we were done… and I got to see the view from their balcony, right into my kitchen. I’m positive they got an eyeful and and a half, that night, at the very least. I understood this most especially when Merkley??? and I were on the balcony drinking wine together and talking, and he stopped and said, “Oh wow.” I said, “What?” He said, “I was at a party here once and I was right here, talking with a friend. And I was like, hey, is that a naked girl in that kitchen?” Merkley??? gestured toward my kitchen window. I said, “You saw a naked girl in my kitchen… uhhh… What color hair did she have?”

Then I kind of blushed a lot, but fortunately it was dark.

See also: Merkley???’s post that accompanies this image (with links to buy the print): Fantasy Squat Make Out, Hobo Gun Rental & Train Door Tricks For The Kids and take my strong recommendation to buy his stunning book.