Comments on: today’s Chron column: Red State Porn — sorta

By: casualencounters.com/blog

casualencounters.com/blog — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:38:26 +0000

There’s a pornographic application for firecrackers?

By: sasha

sasha — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:00:49 +0000

apologies, oh gawd, for the red states and whatnot… I being in one. I totally agree w/ Christopher. To wit, in my southern state, my closest porn resource is the state-line, along with firecrackers… but I digress. Also… due to the rapid protestant enculturation the act of brick and mortar porn shopping has got to be soooo hard for the average consumer. Eh…
And my lab has this bad habit of drinking from my slack tub. Does scale make it tasty? Gawd knows what she’d do with a soldiering iron.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:36:11 +0000

As a long-time resident of Salt Lake (30th anniversary this June,) I have a slightly different take on it: you can’t buy porn in this state except online — you can buy watered down dirty magazines, thought those stores are being harassed out of business (I bought one once when I was younger that had been blacked out with a sharpie by the store clerks) and all the videotapes are so softcore that the porn on HBO is better. There’s no hardcore porn anywhere for sale inside state lines, and back before flash enhanced our web viewing options, I went on a couple of road-trips with friends to “Evingston” (sic) Wyoming for purchasing the illegal trifecta of booze/fireworks/real porn. Now that we can haz pr0n from the internet, it’s no wonder that the closet connoisseurs are spending there rather than cash at the crappy “Adult Magzine & Video” (real misspelled name of one business here, which may have gone out of business but I can’t check because they don’t have a web presence.) LAWLZ