From the monthly archives:

March 2009

just Pixie (and Eon)

20 March 2009
Image of Pixie Pearl and my girlfriend (I wish) Kim Kane before Kim became a hot brunette. My good friend Eon McKai just posted a set of new nekkid photos of my crush object Pixie Pearl here. (popporn.com) Many of you will be pleased to see this Goth hottie relatively unshaven. […]
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extremist Mormons trying to ‘clean up’ port 80 again

19 March 2009
Image of the deelishus Merrick Monroe. Seriously: can't CP80 just be taken out back and shot? As usual, they're unleashing a huge cut and paste email campaign amongst their believers to control other people's sexuality, this time aimed at ICANN. Ugh! Snip from Mormons demand ICANN plugs net smut hole: Mormon anti-pornography […]
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column in the Chron: the Thrillpeddlers and Victorian shock porn theater

19 March 2009
Image of Russell Blackwood and Kara Emry in "Private Room Number 6" from Thrillpeddlers' "Audacious Artefacts: Parisian Grand Guignol" by David Allen Studio. In this week's SF Chron column, I get to sink my teeth into vintage-turned-modfetish porn shock theater in Truly Obscene Thrills: Local theater company The Thrillpeddlers delivers wonderfully […]
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striptease and sleight of hand

19 March 2009
Via videosift.com. I don't usually go for this kind of thing, and this video isn't new (though it's new to me), but wow -- when you're really got nowhere to hide things, your magic act becomes like 100 times more impressive. She gets surprisingly graphic at the end, too. (thanks, D!)
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SXSWi hotness (part 1)

19 March 2009
Superb photo by my friend netik from the 32 Bit party. Home now, tired beyond description and happy. Soon I'll have a great wrap-up post (or two) for you about all the exciting sights and experiences -- and yes, the 'tardednesses -- of SXSW Interactive, Austin 2009. As I drift to […]
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miss me?

17 March 2009
Already (!) award-winning photo by Merkley??? "Violet Blue - Stands Smoking & Drinking Gasoline, in a Lasso Shaped Circle of Matches, in The Kitchen, With Explosives in The Oven, on The Stove & in The Fridge While an Open One Gallon Can of Karate Lies Open on The Floor" I'm on my […]
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getting ready for SXSW: Austin, Texas = tomorrow

12 March 2009
Image of *exactly* what it looks like when I Twitter, but it's actually Miss Carcinogen by Richard Kadrey / Kaos Beauty Klinik. Tonight I pack, tomorrow I get on the plane for Austin, Texas to spend a lovely weekend at the SXSWi conference. I will be staying with the lovely Miss […]
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today’s Chron column: Red State Porn — sorta

12 March 2009
Haha, the headlines said: Conservative states pay for porn! OMFG, what *news*. Image by the ever-talented tanguero (BLOCK, rinse, repeat). In the SF Chron online this week, I skewered the media over the really kind of weird porn study that showed conservative US states are the biggest porn buyers. Notoriously, […]
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school girl complex

12 March 2009
School Girl Complex (f.hatena.ne.jp) is pretty stunning. I don't understand Japanese so I don't know the context, but the photos are timeless and so strangely sexy. (via indieundies.com - girls - boys)
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have you been keeping up on your Tasty Flesh?

12 March 2009
It seems that my favorite serialized webcomic Tasty Flesh has been having some major plot developments -- every zombie outbreak has a great backstory. This one's not to be missed... Here are a few cherry-picked highlights; there's been much more, both before and after these panels came out. Start here. […]
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Kink launches pay per minute and gives me my own handpicked Kink theater!

11 March 2009
Madison Young tops and plays bend-over-boyfriend with a real cutie in this gallery (includes video) that just went up in my new Tiny Nibbles On Demand! Today I got the news and the lovely, lovely gift: Kink.com just launched pay per minute! That's so awesome. Combine that with their community building, […]
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new find: Nasty School

11 March 2009
Someone just sent me a local (San Francisco), real-life anonymous sex blog called Nasty School. It's beautifully written by a male top who apparently gets to play with some really beautiful young women -- and they like to take pictures. Besides the fact that it's all real and he's a […]
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in town: “Roulette” and Homo A Go Go benefit

11 March 2009
If you're local and into hot hardcore queer cinema, you won't want to miss the premiere of "Roulette" this Thursday at The Roxie. First, a round of applause for The Roxie to host the cutting edge of sex, queer filmmaking and controversy. Next, dig the fact that "Roulette" is Courtney […]
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The Long-Awaited Blowjob Post

11 March 2009
Image of super sexy blowjob star, Camille Crimson. I did my taxes last week; it was hellish, but when I look things up online to remind myself of work trips and expenses and such, sometimes I get lost on tangents -- my job is an interesting one, and my research is […]
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tan lines: Doutzen Kroes

11 March 2009
An ex boyfriend from several years ago really liked girls with tan lines. Good thing for me he liked them in his porn, not on his pasty white tattooed Gothy writer girlfriend. Over at The Fashion Time I see what's so sexy about them in Victoria's Secret Angel supermodel Doutzen […]
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exclusive: Voluptuous Biker Babes gallery

10 March 2009
For last week's SF Chronicle column I had the opportunity to interview the incredible April Flores and Carlos Batts about their new porn film Voluptuous Biker Babes, and I also got to ask April what she thinks about people who say fat ain't sexy. And she rocks. After the snip, […]
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no I haven’t seen Watchmen yet, but I have seen the sex scene

9 March 2009
Image via wintan29. Would you expect less of me? Fleshbot has the scene, and yes it's cheesy but has latex and boobies. I still want to see Watchmen.
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because sex shops are always in the *sexiest* parts of town

9 March 2009
What I get when I try to find sex in San Francisco. It only makes sense that strip clubs and sex shops are going to be in the sexiest parts of any town, right? If not, then they probably really sex up wherever they are -- right? Right. The outskirts of […]
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I am SO ready to go back to school now

5 March 2009
The whole gallery (plus video) is here. What a hot, lucky boy, for our thursday enjoyment.
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how to pee with morning wood

5 March 2009
Hey guys, I am just trying to help. I mean, maybe sometimes I don't help with this situation at all. But the good people at Sexhax have thoughtfully created How To Pee With Morning Wood. I'll be installing the trapeze in my bathroom this afternoon, you know, because the weekend's […]
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