on my list: Lesbian Vampire Killers

by Violet Blue on March 22, 2009


This is the *uncensored* trailer. Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009; site sound alert) was just released in the UK and I’m not sure when it’s slated for US release; I don’t think it has a distributor yet. Which sucks because I REALLY want to see it. Today.

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{ 12 comments }

1 Henna June 20, 2009 at 3:06 am

LVK was awesome. Like Shaun of the Dead, but with Lesbian Vampires instead of zombies!

2 Jared March 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Well, if anything, it’ll make for something to get piss drunk with some friends and visciously riddicule.

3 Mat Ricardo March 24, 2009 at 6:29 am

V – it’ll be insultingly lad-oriented. You’ll be dissapointed, I think.

and yeah, D.O.D. is delicious.

4 violet March 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm

oooh, I love Daughters of Darkness — I wrote about it extensively for Gothic.net back in the day. will you all judge me if I still want to see this, even with beer and friends and popcorn we can huck at the screen? I’m a pushover for lesbian vampires and boobies, sigh. and bad horror.

5 casualencounters.com/blog March 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm

I can’t believe Mark is hating on naked boobies.

6 Mat Ricardo March 23, 2009 at 1:40 am

Horne and Corden are coke-addled talent vacums, when not in Gavin & Stacy, and the film was rushed into production to capitalize on their sudden (and lets hope, fleeting) fame. Looks completely, spectacularly, insultingly awful.

Stick with the classics – Daughters of Darkness or nothing.

7 Mark March 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm

Seen it. Well, seen half of it. I walked out.

You would have to be seriously intellectually challenged to enjoy it. It’s cheap, puerile and there to be enjoyed by teenage boys who haven’t seen many naked boobies or those who buy Nuts or Zoo over here and think it’s a “good read”.

Actually, I take that back because nobody actually buys Nuts or Zoo but LVK is at that kind of level.

8 Mojo March 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm
9 Mojo March 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm

Did you see Bitchy Jones post about this film? (link)

I was excited about this film until I read her take on it being something like the trend of corrective rape in South Africa. And then I felt guilty for wanting to watch it.

10 Dan March 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm

I haven’t seen it but the reviews were bad
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7954681.stm

almost as bad as their sketch show which i was unfortunate enough to watch. makes me sad that these guys have money thrown at their feet and one of the generations finest stand up’s Stewart Lee (the man who amongst other things wrote Jerry Springer The Opera and subsequently was the subject of a blasphemy charge led by 65,000 born again Christians) is back on the BBC for the first time in a decade

11 Tania March 22, 2009 at 4:01 pm

It has had possibly the worse reviews I’ve ever seen, including from people I generally think of as being fair and in line with what I like. The only positive comments I have seen are online from teen boys who txt spk and think everything is brilliant if it’s misogynist and has a bit of boobage.

12 Beth March 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm

HA! i am on a study abroad program in the UK right now, + every time I call my boyfriend he is like “Lesbian Vampire Killers has been out for three days now, why haven’t you seen it yet?!”

Do I need to go on a field trip + send you a book report?

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