how to pee with morning wood

by Violet Blue on March 5, 2009

Hey guys, I am just trying to help. I mean, maybe sometimes I don’t help with this situation at all. But the good people at Sexhax have thoughtfully created How To Pee With Morning Wood. I’ll be installing the trapeze in my bathroom this afternoon, you know, because the weekend’s coming up. (thanks Evil Signtist!)

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{ 9 comments }

1 BadAssKona March 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm: I just jump in the shower and pee on my lover….
2 Flood_of_SYNs March 10, 2009 at 1:27 am: I laughed till I was red in the face at the superman one at the bottom of the page, I haven’t laughed that hard in quite some time.

I have used both the “Brute Force”, and “Sit like a girl” methods before, I might have to try some of the other ones, if I think about it. lol
3 Popzealot March 9, 2009 at 5:40 pm: Shower?

LOL

Curiously, jerking it to climax, if you can, doesn’t seem to make it go away either. Morning wood is like a diurnal priapism.

I’ve found both visions of Dick Cheney and dead kittens seem to help, so long as a woman freind is not trying to take advantage of it all, or torturing me, and rupturing my bladder.
4 Ken March 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm: This product almost killed me – and I still have the scar on my forehead and the cracked porcelain to prove it.

All I can say is, if you try it, don’t fail to factor recoil and counter-swing into your planning.
5 foob March 8, 2009 at 12:19 am: shower
6 casualencounters.com/blog March 7, 2009 at 9:28 pm: This product saved my life.
7 Will March 6, 2009 at 8:42 am: And to think, all this time I’ve either been leaning forward at a 45 degree angle, or just sitting and pointing it straight down. This is way better!
8 violet March 5, 2009 at 2:29 pm: ack!
9 Mutant March 5, 2009 at 2:27 pm: U broke their website!