From the monthly archives:

March 2009

hilarity

by Violet Blue on March 30, 2009


Image via Cut It Out You Guys.

Today’s accidental gleeful find: Sex Toy Road Test: Strokin’ with the gummi penis. I found it was when I was out on an *educational* foray. I swear. I just read these blogs for the artful prose.

Remember the first time you saw a beer-can cock with a big mushroom head? (Don’t get too excited—it’s not going in that end.) The stroker is like a big Gummi penis: It’s just over seven inches high and four inches wide, made of clear, phthalate-free thermoplastic rubber material. (…) Wow, I’ve never felt such responsibility while jacking off. It was like I was part of the Olympic crew team: I envisioned a coxswain (or cox for short—how appropriate) behind my couch, shouting “Stroke! Stroke!” and backed by a group of equally enthusiastic cheerleaders shaking come-colored pom-poms as they also offered encouragement: “Gimme an S! Gimme a T!” So I took a deep breath, cleared my mind, and focused on the task at (ahem) hand.

(…) The stroker is like a bodyguard, a Sumo fat suit for your cock just screaming for attention. I suddenly became Mike Tyson, and my cock was, um, any woman. My Weeble wobbled, but he always came back up for more—this was the most fun I had with the gadget. After my third jack-off, I noticed this on the box: “Intended for use as a novelty product only.” Fearing I should have just wrapped it up as a bachelor party gift, I nervously waited to see if my peter turned green. (…read more, blog.unzipped.net)

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sanity

by Violet Blue on March 30, 2009

From Wired: Judge Temporarily Bars Prosecutor from Charging Teens for Child Porn Pics.

A federal judge in Pennsylvania has granted a temporary restraining order to prevent a district attorney from charging three teenage girls with the production of child pornography for allowing someone to take photos of them in states of undress.

In his ruling (.pdf) the judge seemed to agree with the plaintiffs that the images in question do not qualify as child pornography. (…read more, blog.wired.com)

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grindergirl

by Violet Blue on March 29, 2009

Is just hot. More on Grindergirl’s website (thanks, John!) Also, see a bit more of her on Flickr.

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It’s finally out! Remember a while back when Margaret Cho invaded my house and shot a music video with me? Now San Francisco by Jill Sobule is live (above), and it includes not only Jill Sobule and Margaret Cho and me, but also Peter Acworth, Princess Donna, Lorelei Lee, Stephen Elliott and many, many more amazing people. Margaret told me they tried to edit it to look like Peter and I are singing to each other (!), but you just have to *love* seeing him dressed like a king singing from the top of The Armory. San Francisco, I adore you.

And Margaret — I love you, too. I hope she feels better soon, and can make it to SF to host the GayVN’s tomorrow, which I’ll be covering for… someone.

Scott also blogged this on Laughing Squid — thank you, Scott!

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Image of Elena Rivera and Bianca Sweet from X2.

Sadly, this is the last of the Andrew Blake exclusives — for now. Once again, big thanks to Mr. Blake for sending me these — and if you want to see them in larger sizes next time, let me know. In addition to his website, you can also get Blake on demand (by the minute, even) in this custom theater that Kink.com made just for me (for us). Yay!

More very graphic images after the jump.

[SATISFY your CURIOSITY and CONTINUE READING…]

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Image by Richard Kadrey/Kaos Beauty Klinik.

This is a nice (and humorous) piece about paying attention during sex, and how mindfulness can help with arousal and orgasm. Of course, my porn-addled ADD brain only got halfway through the piece before I had to go find a hot photo to go with this post so you’ll have to tell me how it ends, snip:

The Journal of Sex Research has a fascinating article on the role of attention in sexual arousal and how we use our mental focus to explore and control excitement during sex. We can see from our everyday lives that attention is important for sex. We can distract ourselves to avoid sexual arousal when our mind has wandered onto sexual topics and we don’t want to get aroused, or we want to prolong sexual enjoyment without getting over-aroused.

We also can do the reverse and focus strongly on sexual fantasies or our partner to dispel other thoughts and lose ourselves in the sexual moment. However, the article looks at the scientific research on attention during sex and discusses how this can help us understand and treat sexual problems.

The drug industry has a lot invested in telling people that sexual difficulties are almost entirely due to problems with the genitals. For example, the website for Viagra promotes the line that erectile dysfunction is a problem with your cock, saying that “It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis”.

Which is a bit like saying poverty is when not enough money gets to poor people. (…read more, mindhacks.com, thanks Praemedia!)

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the Boston Herald could have at least *linked* to Gimps Gone Wild

27 March 2009
Just sayin' if they're going to be so judgmental about it they could at least link... ‘Wheelchair vamp dwarf’ porn is big business online (bostonherald.com, via Japundit)
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more Andrew Blake exclusives

26 March 2009
Faye Reagan and Veronique Vega from Paid Companions. Once again, big thanks to Andrew Blake and his co-conspirators for sending me these exclusives! These are from Mr. Blake's films, Paid Companions and The Villa. All images link back to Mr. Blake's website, as used with permission. More (very) explicit eye candy […]
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another great iPhone pic

26 March 2009
Kim Kane and Aria Giovanni shot by the incredibly talented Alejandra Guerrero. I'm really amazed at the quality photographers are getting out of the iPhone with the CameraBag app. I thought all photos via the iPhone were crap; as I can see above, I'm wrong. The talent behind the phone and […]
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this week’s Chron column: sex and zen with Brad Warner

26 March 2009
Image by my friend Steve Diet Goedde, taken with his iPhone and processed with CameraBag. This week, I got to meet and interview Brad Warner (thanks, Eddie!) Warner's an ex punk turned Zen master, and had quite a bit to say about Buddhism and sexuality, such as how it relates to […]
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LifeStyles SKYN: the *hot* safer sex video

25 March 2009
You'll remember a while back I tested out LifeStyles' SKYN (non-latex) condoms, and really liked them. Good times. Yesterday I got a press release about their new video campaign -- and the video for SKYN condoms makes me want to do a test bunny re-enactment, and more. It's red-hot, packed […]
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we can haz common sense: ACLU picks up teen sex text “child pr0n” case

25 March 2009
On January 29, 2009 in the San Francisco Chronicle / SFGate I wrote Kids Charged for Child Porn (Violet Blue: When Teens Make Their Own Porn, Who's Being Exploited?). It focused on three girls from Pennsylvania who had just been charged with manufacturing, disseminating or possessing child pornography -- for […]
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SXSWi 09: sex blogger Funky Brown Chick’s panel on brand protection

25 March 2009
There were a few panels I missed that I really wanted to see at this year's SXSW1 2009 -- most notably my pal sex writer and sex blogger Twanna A. Hines' (THE Funky Brown Chick -- accept no imitations) panel How To Protect Your Brand (Without Being A Jerk). I […]
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exclusive: Andrew Blake’s new Night Trips gallery

24 March 2009
Paola Rey, Night Trips Wow... Okay, you'll remember a while back I had the (!fangirl!) opportunity to interview the Helmut Newton of pr0n Andrew Blake, and he talked about his latest project, remaking Night Trips, with Paola Rey, Charlotte Stokely, Sophia Santi, Kelly Summers, Natasha Nice -- and male performers Otto […]
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thomas roche on sex and travel

23 March 2009
Image from this very explicit gallery (includes videos). Gah! I'm still not caught up on my post-SXSW blogging -- I've had South By SARS, been feeling low, and have been trying to spend time offline with friends to ease the pain. But my friend Thomas Roche has a great post over […]
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fluffy follies

23 March 2009
Image by phheww. Image by phheww. A salve for Monday blues: Fluffy Follies, how I adore you! Peruse posts by monthly archives for fullest satisfaction.
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on my list: Lesbian Vampire Killers

22 March 2009
This is the *uncensored* trailer. Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009; site sound alert) was just released in the UK and I'm not sure when it's slated for US release; I don't think it has a distributor yet. Which sucks because I REALLY want to see it. Today.
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girlyquin

21 March 2009
Spotted in Upper Haight last night (shot with my Nokia N95-4). Not to be confused with Maria Beatty's hot Sex Mannequin or the yummy pervy At Your Command Lamps.
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a few things

20 March 2009
Image by freckeldshoulders via Forum Voissa. * Girls With Slingshots (webcomic) does porn for women. * I have this Laughing Squid post up about my favorite talks from SXSWi 2009, including Fair Use on Trial, the EFF's How Not to be Evil and Therapy 2.0: Mental Health for Geeks. Includes a really […]
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seen at SXSWi : iTrick

20 March 2009
Image of the iTrick UI by Ariel Waldman. I missed this talk, but when Ariel saw this slide she took a pic -- and if you look close you can see iTrick's 2.5 interface where you can enter duration, paid (and amount if you paid/got paid), and check boxes for things […]
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