the super-what?

by Violet Blue on February 1, 2009


Image from the warm-ups for the competition.

You can have your men in tights and sexless commercials. I’ve got your sporting event right here. In San Francisco, really: Kink‘s site Fucking Machines held a squirting “olympics”, where a few selected female porn performers who ejaculate upon orgasm competed to see who could outdistance each other, and ejaculate the furthest when they came.

The winner? Annie Cruz, who amazingly — and very happily — ejaculated 13 feet, 5 inches. Touchdown! See some photos and several videos (6, mpg) from their very sporting event here.

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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{ 6 comments }

1 Qozmiq February 3, 2009 at 7:31 am

Isn’t this a couple of years old?

2 Steve February 2, 2009 at 8:35 am

That is just…beyond hot.

3 Ken February 2, 2009 at 5:18 am

You could put out a fire with that.

Or start a thousand…

4 SnowRaven February 1, 2009 at 9:00 pm

Wow. And I thought my girlfriend was pretty amazing at 3 feet…

5 sinfulbast February 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm

WOW …. Wow

6 SexyNinjaMonkey February 1, 2009 at 5:26 pm

As an Australian with no interest in super bowl whatsoever (ok, maybe the cheerleaders), i just want to thank you for posting non-super bowl things that i can enjoy. This was a good start to my day.

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