the super-what?

by violet blue on February 1, 2009


Image from the warm-ups for the competition.

You can have your men in tights and sexless commercials. I’ve got your sporting event right here. In San Francisco, really: Kink‘s site Fucking Machines held a squirting “olympics”, where a few selected female porn performers who ejaculate upon orgasm competed to see who could outdistance each other, and ejaculate the furthest when they came.

The winner? Annie Cruz, who amazingly — and very happily — ejaculated 13 feet, 5 inches. Touchdown! See some photos and several videos (6, mpg) from their very sporting event here.

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The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and TinyNibbles is named one of Self Magazine’s “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is the Founder, Editor and Owner of TinyNibbles and many other popular web properties. She is a Forbes Web Celeb, a columnist for CBS Interactive/ZDNet, and is one of Wired's Faces of Innovation. Blue teaches and lectures around the world (including two Google Inc. Tech Talks on sex) and is the Author and Editor of over 35 best-selling, award-winning books. She is regarded as the foremost expert in the field of sex and technology and has guested on Oprah, CNN and more.

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 SexyNinjaMonkey February 1, 2009 at 5:26 pm

As an Australian with no interest in super bowl whatsoever (ok, maybe the cheerleaders), i just want to thank you for posting non-super bowl things that i can enjoy. This was a good start to my day.

2 sinfulbast February 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm

WOW …. Wow

3 SnowRaven February 1, 2009 at 9:00 pm

Wow. And I thought my girlfriend was pretty amazing at 3 feet…

4 Ken February 2, 2009 at 5:18 am

You could put out a fire with that.

Or start a thousand…

5 Steve February 2, 2009 at 8:35 am

That is just…beyond hot.

6 Qozmiq February 3, 2009 at 7:31 am

Isn’t this a couple of years old?

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