Image by MaleficusV from this sexy iPod set; also visit his site (maleficusv.com) for more goodies.
It’s that time of year again… Steve Jobs won’t be there to shower me in affection *this* time, but perhaps I can get a pic with Phil — but if he touches me, I’m totally filing for OSXual harassment….
On Craigslist:
Macintosh Freak for a Little Freak – m4w – 27 – (downtown / civic / van ness) pic
Hey there all you sexy Macintosh Ladies. I am going to be in town for the MacWorld Expo and am looking for a cute, sexy, attractive macintosh enthusiast to show me around San Francisco for the next 7 days. Are you interested? Let’s eat, dine, date, and freak in the sheets!
visiting 8th & 9th (MacWorld) looking for bi couple – m4mw – 52 – (downtown / civic / van ness)
I really want to meet a bi couple who would let me pleasure them both orally as they are having sex. I am coming to MacWorld and would need you to host as I am staying with family.
Rendevous Jan. 5 or 6? – m4w – 37 (Moscone Center)
Have some free time in the afternoon on January 5 and 6 after I geek-around at MacWorld. If you’d like to have some fun with a guy who on the surface is a geek, but in the bedroom is unexpected (…) Your age and nationality are not important, only that you be drug, smoke, disease, and perfume free; you can host; and are within walking distance of the Expo hall.
Discreet Married Guy here for conference – m4m – 32 (downtown / civic / van ness)
Any other married travelers near Moscone? 6′, 180#, professional, white, easy-going masculine guy, muscular build. I need to be very discreet and safe. Can’t host.
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I think there should be some sort of Mac personals site. There is evidently a market for it.
If you see Steve Jobs, challenge him to an Indian wrestling match.
Oy.
wow, i love that first listing :P
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