From the monthly archives:

January 2009


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Grainy but satisfying titty-licious new ad for Calvin Klein Jeans, courtesy of AdRants, who has more info about the campaign. I can’t wait for the billboards :D

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As you can see, there is *everything* to love about the NYC pastie blog. Nom. Go forth, pastie blog. Make us proud.

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Image from this gallery.

I don’t know why, but there was a lot of washing up in the free galleries that landed in my inbox today. Brazilian Gabriella is the uber-hottie in the main pic above. Hungarian Orsi has to wash… um, something. Argentinian Muriel looks really shiny (and pretty) in the shower. I’ve never linked to Hegre’s “teen” site on principal, but I gave in when I saw this cutie rolling about in rose petals. Richard Kern — hit and miss these days — turned out this nice set with a model named Karli, whom I’m choosing to believe is Summer Glau. He also did a sweet set with this unnamed hottie that looks a lot like a friend of mine that I know many of you lust over…

And then there’s this, a dreamy gift from an anonymous longtime friend of mine:

A re-imagining of the notoriously campy 1940′s stag film, Co-Ed Secrets, here presented with a serious case of David Lynchitis.

Music adapted from Atmospheres and Soundscapes 2 by the incredibly talented open-source composer ERH.

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Image by Jing Quek.

The above image is by photographer Jing Quek (in their incredible OHMYGOD gallery), and I had a feeling it was soymilk — then the distinct pleasure of reading the file info and yes! Lactose-free ecstasy. Lactard porn. But the real point of this post is to point you to the brilliant, I-wish-I-was-there, ongoing Sex Positive Film Documentary series at the Chicago College of Architecture and the Arts, which started two days ago and lasts at least through October 2009 and is totally free. They have an incredible lineup planned, including many films I’ve never seen and want to see. What a fantastic idea, and a great community service, if you will. (thanks for the tip, P!)

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She’s still hot, even if she doesn’t have a machine gun leg in real life. I love the selfmade cleavage in this shot; it makes up for the overall tease. Makes me wish I was her left hand, like really a lot. I would be a very happy left hand of Rose McGowan. See the giant version of this image I found today at New Film Dimension. Anyone remember when she walked the red carpet for the Grindhouse premiere for the MTV Awards pretty much naked in 2007 1998 (drunkhollywood.com)?

Update: See reader corrections, making Rose officially over a decade of *still hot*. Thank you, readers!

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Image from this Ultimate Surrender gallery, which may not be totally appropriate for this post but I couldn’t resist showing Madison kicking ass.

In case you didn’t know, being an adult woman and a member of the itty bitty titty committee isn’t exactly easy when it comes to bra shopping — especially when you want something sexy. I am just outside of this club, but a friend emailed me today with her excited discovery: sexy lingerie (corsets, bridal stuff, very sexy bras) for women of the “A” and under. This stuff is hard to find. She found a gold mine that must be shared at Lula Lu, which has a) this incredibly hot model, and cute bras like this. Tiny adorable nipples can be seen here and there on the site as well, in case that’s what you’re wondering…

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call for submissions: Best Women’s Erotica 2010

29 January 2009
Image by bandé les yeux. No, not a call for submissives! You are all silly. Submissions, like, stories. This will indeed by my last year editing this grand series -- by choice. (After Best Women's 2010, I'll do a "best of the best" collection from my five-year stint, so you'll see […]
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the punishment does not fit the child: this week’s Chronicle column

29 January 2009
Image via claire.whithard. In this week's San Francisco Chronicle column, I take off the gloves about the frightening current issue of authorities criminalizing teen sexuality and prosecuting kids for electronic sexual-self expression as if they are trafficking in child pr0n: it's a serious problem. Please read Kids Charged for Child Porn […]
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video night!

28 January 2009
"Craigslist Penis Photographer" featuring Bob Odenkirk - watch more funny videos You can tell when I've just finished a writing project and need to blow off steam; there's silence on my 147 RSS feeds, then a video of my cat appears, I have an outdoor adventure (drinking), it's probably wednesday, and […]
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Dita did Kink on Demand

28 January 2009
Someone just tipped me off to the fact that there's a Dita Von Teese shoot and video in one of the Kink on Demand mineshafts; it's not in the affiliate database (where all the free goodies are) but I hacked at the URLs a bit and found this gallery, and […]
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extremely dirty: Don Julian

28 January 2009
Image by Don Julian. There's no penetration. You seldom see a face. But the post title truly, simply sums it up: Don Julian is extremely dirty. The above photo is one of the least explicit ones I could find in his galleries. And they're quite compelling (via Sex in Art).
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because boobs will always be in style on this blog

28 January 2009
Image via The Fashion Time. I took time out of my day and night schedule in the porn mines working my fingers into calloused blogger stubs excavating the interwebs for the finest diamonds of NSFW blog fodder for YOU, dear readers -- I stopped into the Yves Saint Laurent fashion retrospective […]
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Agent Provocateur’s excellent reminder not to forget Valentine’s Day

27 January 2009
Watch the higher quality (but smaller player) version of "Love Me Tender... Or Else" here (agentprovocateur.com). It's likely I'll have to update this post when YouTube yanks the video...
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MacHeads now available on Amazon for rent/purchase

26 January 2009
Screencap of me biting my lower lip from Amazon's MacHeads trailer. Just in: the first round of release for MacHeads: The Movie, is ironically not on iTunes -- it's on Amazon's video store for rent ($2.99) or purchase ($9.99) -- (link autoplay warning). And you'd think iTunes would be all over […]
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wherein Gizmodo calls me a “complete creepbag”

26 January 2009
Photo credit, via いつき: A worker bags sex doll torsos at Orient Industry's factory in Tokyo May 23, 2007. Orient Industry makes sex dolls to order with a variety of bodies, faces and hairstyles that cost from 140,000 yen (US$1,150) for a basic model to 650,000 yen (US$5,400) for models […]
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fun interview and photoshoot with April Flores

26 January 2009
Image of April Flores (left) exclusive to me from her upcoming film, Voluptuous Biker Babes (pre-order link, trailer here). Right now over at Bizarre Magazine they have a great in-depth interview with my pal, BBW superstar April Flores (you may know her as Fatty Delicious). I wish they had an embeddable […]
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more Rube Goldberg fucking machines, please

25 January 2009
Click image to see full post, both machines, and very large, clear images. At Eros Blog, Bacchus has an incredibly fun post just up called Ancient French Fucking Machines that has to be one of the most whimsical, geeky and bestest posts I've had the pleasure to take my time exploring. […]
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a technical tour of the new fucking machines + lolz

24 January 2009
The latest episode of Behind Kink is my favoritest, ever. Click here to go right to the post with all the various file format versions (the one above is HD and may take a while to load). It's fascinating from technical aspects, graphic (they show the machines in action during […]
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finally, the devices that measure porn study arousal revealed

23 January 2009
Image by elaisted. And despite the description of the woman who ran the study, it sadly wasnt me. But I'm accepting study funding and applicants day and night (and you know I have the outfit). O -- and hey, women LIKE PORN, we want it, and it does the job, thanks, […]
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friday nibbles

23 January 2009
Image by elaisted. It's been quite a busy week in sex news, and today was no exception: our new president is getting busy restoring rights, including sex-relates ones, asap. Nibble this: * Obama lifted the gag rule! It was a "global" funding thing, where health care service providers would not get US […]
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