I’m a sex consultant, and time and again I get male clients who married a virgin and are trapped in an unfulfilling vanilla marriage. I smack them upside the head and say, “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??”, which they usually like.

Also, love the stained glass.

How about “That said, the Virgin is a revered icon for Catholics,” as that would be just as accurate. I’ll bet if Bill Donohue had heard about this (which is possible that he might have) he’d be all over it like a rabid dog on a box of kittens.

Anyway, if that had been the kind of imagery offered in church, I might’ve stayed in a bit longer.

She does look hot, though. :)

Catholics looking at a Playboy qualifying as sinners? Hmmm… could be. The edgy religious are a funny bunch, I must tell you.

I had a pseudo-religious swinger chick rake me over the coals and outright ask require an apology one night for my drunkenly-blurted, “Jesus Fucking Christ”. I was watching her gyrate her quite nice married ass on the taut groin of another woman’s husband.

Not that I had a problem with the activity, mind you- her response to me seemed a little inconsistent with her behavior which was going to land her ass square in the infinite flames of god’s judgment- well, according to the name I stupidly blurted.

Yeah, the edgy religious are a odd and confused sort.

Honestly, had it not been pointed out that she’s supposed to be Mary, I would not have guessed that that’s what they were going for. She looks like a typical Playboy model at a photoshoot, one with stained glass windows, an ugly crown, and various sheets of cloth.

Honestly though, the photos would be a lot hotter if she had a halo, some reverent-looking barnyard animals, and maybe a trio of wise men bearing ‘gifts’.