dick tech

by Violet Blue on November 21, 2008

Or, the erector set in your pants. I found this these via lovely Eros Blog, who, by the way, has a fabulous post up right now called The Lucrative Life Of A Mortgage Slut. But it’s when I find things like the Obviously Anatomical Pouch Low Rise Boxer Briefs that I imagine my next job as a bespectacled, lab-coated lady with a clipboard and all sorts of measuring and weighing instruments in a steel-and-white-counter laboratory. My lipstick is red, my cleavage evident, my lab coat is too short, my white heels are too high and shiny, my white stockings are Cuban heel seams. There, in the lab, I am obsessed with my research. I see nothing but the goal, the objective, I am relentless about physics, structure, math, visualizing technologies that don’t yet exist, determining to make them a reality, and driven by concepts that make my colleagues think I am crazy but they are secretly envious of my intelligent, focused insanity. I carefully screen lab subjects for a breadth of diversity. I put them through strenuous tests. All for one purpose, and one purpose only.

I think it’s a dream job, really. It’s all here. Don’t miss the Core Suspensory line.

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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{ 7 comments }

1 Roundmidnight November 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm

My girlfriend is obsessed with me wearing the c-in2 trophy shelf briefs and trunks. I have to say they do look and feel sexy and she attacks me every time I’m wearing them. Win-win.

2 Jimmy Rogers November 22, 2008 at 10:04 am

Yeah I second Ed’s comment…a bit freaky lookin.

3 alix izen November 22, 2008 at 4:04 am

so, uh, i think you may enjoy these – there are not even live on my site but i thought i’d share – and these are probably from the 40′s – 50′s:

http://www.invertedeye.com/item_54/Male-Personal-Suspenders.htm

great minds think alike, eh?

and *when* are we having drinks?

4 Ed November 21, 2008 at 9:06 pm

H says “That looks like Gonzo’s nose!”

5 Sarah November 21, 2008 at 3:39 pm

This sounds familiar, I think I’ve seen this movie… ;)

6 violet November 21, 2008 at 2:55 pm

…and *when* are we having drinks?

7 Doctor Popular November 21, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Yeah, but on a serious note… I love my C-In2′s!

I really don’t know how I ever survived without trophy shelf technology before. When I wear “regular” briefs now, they feel like panties in comparison to my C-in2s with TStech. Tight, lacey panties.

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