Besides, it’s not like these people are flying private Leers. The flights they’re on are going anyway. And technically, their constant flying is doing the economy a benefit. They’re pumping money into the system, like good little consumers.

And really, Date Local Movement? If you really connect with someone, and have great sex, why would you give that up because Slate.com thinks it’s not green?

You know what else is bad for the environment? Condoms. Condoms are so not Green. Mhmm. Let’s think about that for a minute.