oh my

by Violet Blue on October 1, 2008

Respoted in full, as I’m sure it will go away soon (thanks, J!):

los angeles craigslist > SF valley > adult gigs

NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM (LA)
Reply to: gigs-836109998@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-10, 8:20PM PDT

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required

Phew, no anal.

Update 10.06.08: It’s been verified as Larry Flynt / Hustler (link includes the final selection, adult performer Lisa Ann). Not surprised!

{ 14 comments }

1 killyosaur October 3, 2008 at 7:30 pm

@#7 She’s the Republican Vice Presidential Candidate. In case no one’s told you or someone else comes here and doesn’t know who she is.

2 t_in_pdx October 3, 2008 at 8:08 am

I’m rooting for a rape porno followed with some hot police action when they try to make her pay for the rape exam kit and she doesn’t have the money.

Oh wait, that might just be a little too real.

3 jenny demilo October 2, 2008 at 9:16 am

As Ive said elsewhere… im quite sure that except for the “no anal” part thats how McCain himself picked her. :D

4 Dustin Lacina October 2, 2008 at 7:02 am

No anal? Pft.

I want Dirt Pipe Milkshakes #6000 – Deep inside the Veep!

5 aehtra October 2, 2008 at 12:26 am

Aren’t they missing the point by saying ‘no anal’?

6 Wendy Blackheart October 1, 2008 at 10:24 pm

WHAT?! No anal? WTF is up with that?

7 Alan Bostick October 1, 2008 at 10:16 pm

What, did Cheyenne Silver already turn them down?

8 lenin October 1, 2008 at 9:12 pm

whos is Sarah Palin lol

9 twizted October 1, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Somehow, I doubt Tina Fey will take this gig. Hahaha

10 Toni October 1, 2008 at 6:42 pm

I wonder if they’re trying to find a McCain look-alike too… Or maybe they already have him cast.

11 BristleKRS October 1, 2008 at 6:28 pm

I would have thought that the family which does anal together sticks together

12 violet October 1, 2008 at 6:17 pm

ack!

13 jennifermf October 1, 2008 at 6:10 pm

i hope there’s lesbian action! and maybe some preggo action too. premarital preggo action.

14 Fiona October 1, 2008 at 5:04 pm

ooh ooh there’s better be interracial stuff.

and a moose.

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