Incredible image by and property of Mark Velasquez; see more of him here and here and here.
Viviane sends me this gem, in case you missed all the goings-on over at Wonkette, whose tireless coverage of the GOP m4m Craigslist action has even me in awe. This one’s from Joe. My. God.:
Discretion Required – m4mm (Upscale Hotel)
ATTN: discretion is mandatory. must be willing to submit to background check and strip searches. absolutely no recording devices or wireless communication devices allowed. you will be examined and scrutinized by security before you make contact.
50yo Male looking for VERY discrete four-hour party at local hotel involving more than one male with a maximum age of twenty. hairless preferred. food, drinks, and toys will be provided as necessary.
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Strip search! Kinky! Heh, 50 year-old Republican dude seeking “more than one male with a maximum age of twenty.” Cheap bastard, if you’re in an “upscale hotel”, you can afford a few rentboys. This one is more like it.
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Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding – 33 (St. Paul)
Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!
After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it’s time to return the favor! I’m looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.
Here’s the scene: I come to your hotel room, you’re wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. (…more!)
All I have to add is, don’t forget those hot RNC women “Really, I am a former conservative gone moderate. Want to show me the error of my ways and get me back on track?”.
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Shhh, don’t tell anyone that I wrote the second one.
What? Everybody lies about their age on Craigslist. ;)
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