happy bunny to me… and a contest + presents for you!

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My birthday is at the end of the month — and Babeland let me pick four toys (one a week) as presents! I picked certain ones so I could tell you about them, and why I’d want them; sorta like a toy review but more information than opinion. I like that better.

This week I got my Rabbit Habit! Now, why would a girl who knows the world of sex toys pick this seemingly garden-variety toy? I mean, it’s well-known, it’s been on TV… Because I think every woman should have one. And maybe even some guys. It’s really one of the most perfect, most versatile vibrators ever made (thank you, Japan). Nightstand requirement, and a great first-time vibe gift. Also, with its design and versatility, women who don’t typically orgasm from or during penetration can use this toy to actually train themselves (via masturbation) to be able to. Srsly.

The Rabbit is available in a variety of materials in all sex toy stores in the world, but this one from Babeland is elastomer — hygienic, so it isn’t made from cheap chemical-soaked made-in-china mystery materials that contain tiny pores (pores which hold pockets of bacteria, making them impossible to get completely clean). Not so with this bun. You wash it, it’s actually clean. It’s also Japanese — which means a) it has a funny animal and smiley face, and b) it has a strong, reliable motor. Runs on 3-AA batteries. Also, unlike other rabbit vibes, theirs is 100% latex-free. Well played, Babeland.

Every woman should own one because it does everything except change the oil on my motorcycle. The bunny ears flutter (or rumble) for clitoral vibration and the bunny is separately controlled with a variable-speed slider, so if you want more or less, you can get it *right* when you want it. The phallic part is intended for penetration, though even stroking the shaft on the outside of the vulva while you buzz with the bunny will take you home. However, if you do want penetration, it’s got a nice firmness yet has a vaginally-friendly flexibility. It’ll meet your curves inside nicely, as we are not all alike in there. Optionally, you can use the other variable-speed controller to rotate/undulate the shaft — it’s a sensation that is yummy for some, maybe many, or you may not like it at all and never need that part. Just having a dildo with a clit buzzer is awesome enough; and if you masturbate and come enough times with this toy, it’ll make your next penetration with a real-life partner that much more orgasm-friendly — you’re incorporating a new way of orgasming into your personal routine. Practice, practice, practice — then next time you’re with a human — uh — dildo, use a small vibe on your clit and see how close you come to coming. (That is, if this is something you want to learn to do, if you don’t already). Guys who like anal penetration love the bunny because you can angle the shaft toward the prostate, and the buzzing bunny adds vibration on the outside (perineum), also buzzing the prostate indirectly. Of course, never use an anal toy in the vagina, or go from anus to vagina — I think you know this, but just sayin’, keep those bootie germs away from the lovely lady cave, kthx!

For my birthday, Babeland offered me more toys, but I picked four I really desired, and wanted to give the others to you. I don’t know why Babeland likes me so much, but in my eyes, they’ve done a TON of great things (like this), so the feeling’s mutual. Thank you, Babeland. And dear readers — it’s my b-day, and I love you. So there.

Prizes that the winner can pick from include: Jaguar Harness + Leo Combo;
Babeland’s Pocket Rocket; Aneros Helix; Hitachi Magic Wand, or a Delight. You win, you get to pick one of the above. One winner will be selected by me. Or maybe two if you make my nose into a coffee-spraygun with your response. Babeland will ship the toy to you, discreetly and privately, of course. Caveat: they won’t ship internationally, but I will — if you win and live outside the US, I’ll ship it to you.

Image by Ellie Turdato.

Enter your answer (or LOLcaption) by leaving a comment on this post by the end of Monday, September 8, or email me at violet at tinynibbles dot com. Privacy is utmost; you will not be put on any lists, or any other privacy invading crap. Meow!

Update Monday September 8, 10pm: Holy dildo doorstops, catwoman! The response here is hilarious and overwhelming — yaaayyy!!! I’m emailing Babeland to confirm, but it looks like I’m deciding to pick *two* winners and one runner-up (three, three, three free orgasmatraons, bwahaha!). I’ll announce the winners and explain how to privately claim/select prizes tomorrow afternoon — in a separate post featuring the winning captions. Choosing is incredibly difficult and I hate that I can’t pick everyone, but then again… next friday I’ll have another one :D

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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