My birthday is at the end of the month — and Babeland let me pick four toys (one a week) as presents! I picked certain ones so I could tell you about them, and why I’d want them; sorta like a toy review but more information than opinion. I like that better.
This week I got my Rabbit Habit! Now, why would a girl who knows the world of sex toys pick this seemingly garden-variety toy? I mean, it’s well-known, it’s been on TV… Because I think every woman should have one. And maybe even some guys. It’s really one of the most perfect, most versatile vibrators ever made (thank you, Japan). Nightstand requirement, and a great first-time vibe gift. Also, with its design and versatility, women who don’t typically orgasm from or during penetration can use this toy to actually train themselves (via masturbation) to be able to. Srsly.
The Rabbit is available in a variety of materials in all sex toy stores in the world, but this one from Babeland is elastomer — hygienic, so it isn’t made from cheap chemical-soaked made-in-china mystery materials that contain tiny pores (pores which hold pockets of bacteria, making them impossible to get completely clean). Not so with this bun. You wash it, it’s actually clean. It’s also Japanese — which means a) it has a funny animal and smiley face, and b) it has a strong, reliable motor. Runs on 3-AA batteries. Also, unlike other rabbit vibes, theirs is 100% latex-free. Well played, Babeland.
Every woman should own one because it does everything except change the oil on my motorcycle. The bunny ears flutter (or rumble) for clitoral vibration and the bunny is separately controlled with a variable-speed slider, so if you want more or less, you can get it *right* when you want it. The phallic part is intended for penetration, though even stroking the shaft on the outside of the vulva while you buzz with the bunny will take you home. However, if you do want penetration, it’s got a nice firmness yet has a vaginally-friendly flexibility. It’ll meet your curves inside nicely, as we are not all alike in there. Optionally, you can use the other variable-speed controller to rotate/undulate the shaft — it’s a sensation that is yummy for some, maybe many, or you may not like it at all and never need that part. Just having a dildo with a clit buzzer is awesome enough; and if you masturbate and come enough times with this toy, it’ll make your next penetration with a real-life partner that much more orgasm-friendly — you’re incorporating a new way of orgasming into your personal routine. Practice, practice, practice — then next time you’re with a human — uh — dildo, use a small vibe on your clit and see how close you come to coming. (That is, if this is something you want to learn to do, if you don’t already). Guys who like anal penetration love the bunny because you can angle the shaft toward the prostate, and the buzzing bunny adds vibration on the outside (perineum), also buzzing the prostate indirectly. Of course, never use an anal toy in the vagina, or go from anus to vagina — I think you know this, but just sayin’, keep those bootie germs away from the lovely lady cave, kthx!
For my birthday, Babeland offered me more toys, but I picked four I really desired, and wanted to give the others to you. I don’t know why Babeland likes me so much, but in my eyes, they’ve done a TON of great things (like this), so the feeling’s mutual. Thank you, Babeland. And dear readers — it’s my b-day, and I love you. So there.
Prizes that the winner can pick from include: Jaguar Harness + Leo Combo;
Babeland’s Pocket Rocket; Aneros Helix; Hitachi Magic Wand, or a Delight. You win, you get to pick one of the above. One winner will be selected by me. Or maybe two if you make my nose into a coffee-spraygun with your response. Babeland will ship the toy to you, discreetly and privately, of course. Caveat: they won’t ship internationally, but I will — if you win and live outside the US, I’ll ship it to you.
Image by Ellie Turdato.
Enter your answer (or LOLcaption) by leaving a comment on this post by the end of Monday, September 8, or email me at violet at tinynibbles dot com. Privacy is utmost; you will not be put on any lists, or any other privacy invading crap. Meow!
Update Monday September 8, 10pm: Holy dildo doorstops, catwoman! The response here is hilarious and overwhelming — yaaayyy!!! I’m emailing Babeland to confirm, but it looks like I’m deciding to pick *two* winners and one runner-up (three, three, three free orgasmatraons, bwahaha!). I’ll announce the winners and explain how to privately claim/select prizes tomorrow afternoon — in a separate post featuring the winning captions. Choosing is incredibly difficult and I hate that I can’t pick everyone, but then again… next friday I’ll have another one :D
September 5th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
oh, and in case anyone’s wondering, Babeland isn’t paying me to do this, nor am I affiliated with them in a any way. I just thought it would be a fun way to spend their money, they get some traffic and smooches, and we get to play. no business arrangement here; to me, it’s just a creative and giving way of having fun with the free stuff people send me.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I said, “Doing!” Since I always read you with a buddy, he said, “boogityboogityboogityboogity.”
September 5th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
“Here, pussy, pussy, pussy..”
September 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Gloryhole Kittah
September 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Bebeh, it needz moar lube! It be in mah purrse!
September 5th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
They took that from me. Now they are just tounting me.
September 5th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
“Call me a pussy, willya? Watch it, you dildo!”
September 5th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Worst Gloryhole EVER!
September 5th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
“My playful pussy teases her new best friend.”
September 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Touch it. you know you want to… oooh nozzz. but I will. :)
September 5th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I can haz a orgazm?
September 5th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
gal toy?
gay toy?
bay toy?
boy toy?
bot toy?
bat toy?
cat toy!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Dis scratchin post makez my paw feels funneh!
September 5th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
My pussy just loves that latex feeling
September 5th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Who the f… put this dildo here?
September 5th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
anon email #1: “some days you’re the pussy, some days you’re the dildo”
September 5th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
anon email #2: “True Cause of Cat Scratch Fever”
September 5th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
HAY! DIS NOT CATNIP SENTED!
September 5th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Being a Babeland SE/blogger, I’m going to pass on the contest; however, I will wonder why you passed up the Delight. I’m also going to guess (perhaps incorrectly) that you’ve scored yourself a Pure Wand.
September 6th, 2008 at 12:41 am
“Better be careful… the pink one spit at me.”
September 6th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Please….. can I touch it?
September 6th, 2008 at 7:42 am
“I has no thumbs! Howz I suppost to put new batteries in?”
September 6th, 2008 at 7:44 am
“That’ll nevurr fits!”
September 6th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Wherez da milk cum from?
September 6th, 2008 at 8:41 am
“Dis too central to mai hoomans intrest”
September 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am
beats hell outta a backscratcher!
September 6th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Shouldz I touch it?? I knowz where itz benz
September 6th, 2008 at 9:37 am
“If you think that’s bad, you should have seen what your window was trying to do to your dog.”
September 6th, 2008 at 10:05 am
“No pussy for you!”
September 6th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Iz at ur gloree hole, teazin Mr. Kool-Aid
September 6th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
NOW I’LL BACK UP JUST DON’T LET THAT DOOR OPEN , EVERY PUSSY SHOULD HAVE A DILDO NO MATTER HOW BIG IT IS !
September 6th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
No milk is coming out of there.
September 6th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Phalley Cat!
September 6th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
holy crap! not only is the pink panther real, he’s hung like a lion!
September 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Not kind of pussy…
gloryhole gnome had in mind
September 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Mindy was not averse to using Fluffy’s love of boingy toys to train her to attack John’s genitals. That’d teach him to complain about her cooking!
September 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Naive kitty begins to understand why human roommate spent last night screaming and slamming the door.
September 6th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
“Sextoy Cat preferz silicone over latex”
(See the result here: http://www.spicejar.org/asiplease/images/sextoycat.jpg)
September 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
gloryhole training has begun.
September 6th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Okay–yours is *bigger* than mine!
September 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Jill had wondered why her husband, Jim could only get excited if she wore the cat ears and called him her Door Master.
September 6th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Jim was thoroughly disappointed when he popped in the tape he got from his local video store entitled “Pussy’s Revenge”.
September 6th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Let’s face it… 70’s porn just didn’t have the production values that we have today.
September 6th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Playing with yur pussy…
Yur doing it wrong.
September 7th, 2008 at 3:12 am
Few dildos ever survive being played with by my pussy
September 7th, 2008 at 6:57 am
LOLz! Can’t fit in dis pussy! Internet iz full of liez!
September 7th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Talk about a punch in the whisker?!
September 7th, 2008 at 9:15 am
He… He… He… Fianalyz teh anzwer to tacing overz teh Wurld!
September 7th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Dave the midget immediately regretted using the glory hole.
September 7th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Mai pussyz too sensitive- Howz bout ay hand jobz?
September 7th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
And this is how we train the ex’s new pet…
September 7th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
“This is relevant to my interests. I can has solo funtimes?”
September 7th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Cut! That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted a hairy pussy for this scene!
September 7th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
What if God was one of us?
September 7th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I’M IN UR BASE, CLAWIN’ UR COCKZ.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
” YES, I sense it! The schwartz is strong with this one! ”
(note: think Spaceballs… :-)…
September 7th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Ah Shall Calls Him Skweeshy. And Heh Shall Be Mine.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Weary of sharing her toy with the humans, Mittens made up her mind to destroy it.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Now why did she replace my favorite door stop with this “thing”
September 7th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Ohhh noes!!!! Door not fixxid!!!!
September 7th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
My owner’s boyfriend gave me this to play with, he said it was better than using his!
September 8th, 2008 at 12:11 am
“dis JUS LIKE catflap”, dey said. “u’ll no longr wunna go autside” dey said. *sigh*
September 8th, 2008 at 2:58 am
“NEIC TO MEET YOU”
September 8th, 2008 at 4:27 am
A toy for “every” kind of girl!
September 8th, 2008 at 4:38 am
No, I insist.
Da pleazur iz all myn.
September 8th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Where did my cat door go?
September 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am
That is not exactly what I meant when I told you to “use it to play with your pussy”
September 8th, 2008 at 8:18 am
On the top of the image.. “Dongcat is confused” …. bottom of the image “This not go here, No?”
September 8th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Intro shot (Kitty Porn):
hi, my name is Sonya, i’m here for the cleaning job :-)
September 8th, 2008 at 8:47 am
” SOo soft and controllable.
SOo pink and pretty….
OH,my preciouss! I shall call you… Palin ;-)
September 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Iz durstop? Er jus happy to c me?
September 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
“Oooooo, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found yooouuuuu!!!”
September 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
(Top of image) Hackur kitteh
(Bottm of image) fikses dangling pointer
(Sorry, no idea what “dangling pointer” in LOLspeak is. English is not my first language, and I find, uhm, “writing” LOLspeak amazingly difficult.)
September 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
“Ding Dong. This is the weirdest doorbell ever…”
“It didn’t take long for Steve to realize there was something was very wrong with this glory hole.”
“I can has pink sausage?”
“Now that’s a door job.”
September 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“Worst Rollplaying Scene - Ever!”
September 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
“The don’t call him Mr. Fluffers for nothing you know.”
September 8th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Hoaw to destroi for to get more cuddles from Violet dan you?
September 8th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Well, I did ask for a fucking kitty door…
September 8th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
“This is MUCH better than the other door stops…”
September 8th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
anon entry #3:
September 8th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
anon entry #4:
September 8th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
anon entry #5: “No. You turn around!”
September 8th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
anon entry #6: “Funny, this doesn’t jump the way Bobby does when I
do that…”
September 8th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
anon entry #7: “Our extensive studies show that your pussy will love the Doorjamb dong.”
they also wrote me, “I’m beginning to have serious doubts about your commitment to Sparklemotion.”
September 8th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Jill always wondered where her private toys constantly disappeared to, so now she has to buy for two kitties.
September 8th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
violet never did understand the horrified looks she got when she returned the toy to the shop in shreds, “i guess my pussy was a little hard on it” was all she said.