http://www.cexy.co.uk/huge-bangs-your-butt-p-1976.html

On 09/17 I ordered about $200 worth of items and put it on my debit card, and got my confirmation from babeland.

Today I look at my debit card balance, and babeland had basically tied up ALL of the funds in the account by posting multiple authorizations for the $200 charge.

When i spoke to Vanessa at babeland, she told me that there was nothing she could do about it, I’d have to wait until the product shipped, and then the other authorizations would expire in about 3-4 days. In the meantime, I’ve lost access to over $600 of my money.

I contacted the debit card’s customer service department and was informed by Matt that babeland had done a total of NINE authorizations, and the only reason that four were showing was that any one of the other five exceeded the balance in my account, and was rejected. Lucky for me this is a “Mad Money” account. Matt was kind enough to remove three of the four authorizations, but warned me that that might not prevent babeland from attempting further authorizations.

I called babeland back and cancelled the order. Vanessa seemed unconcerned.

They may be a great company, and have great products, but until they get their online processing fixed, I won’t be ordering from them.

Worst idea for a fetish, seriously – ouch.
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=sextoyspro&pnum=CNVXR-VF155

Also, most hilarious vibrator EVER: http://www.bettersex.com/Vibrators/G-Spot-Vibrator/sp-eden-tropical-g-spot-pineapple-vibrator-3320.aspx

Here is one for your search for those scary toys, although by the reviews of this product it seems some people may not be too intimidated by it.

http://www.extremerestraints.com/mr-ed-horse-cock_1900.html

This whole site has some seriously scary choices! I’ve chosen the sex toys a la pumpkin to coincide with the obvious upcoming Halloween festivities! I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to carve a pumpkin the same way again…

So the main site is http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com and the halloween choices are here http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/ Out of all the possibilities I’m having a hard time choosing the scariest, but I think I’m going to go with this one http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/latex.html I’m not a guy but the thought of sticking my cock in a glove filled with pumpkin guts (seeds included OUCH!) would make me pretty damn scared!

http://cumpleezeme.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=5&products_id=10

And then there’s the species-traitor robot lover’s dream come true:
http://www.slashdong.org/archives/2008/04/too-much-information-about-the-interactive-fleshlight.php

And lastly, the original patent design for a device which may or may not be available for purchase…
http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT6056705

After glancing through everyone else’s submissions, I’m feeling both impressed and kinda grimy. I’m gonna go have a shower and play with the most wholesome sex toy of all — the shower head! ;)

The Ream and Scream Butt Plug
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-ream-and-scream-butt-plug_1898.html

I can forsee a visit to the ER if they’re not careful.

How about a big black… Foot: http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D522.html

Elephant: http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D492.html

Fire Hydrant: http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D548.html

Oh man. Others have already covered some of the best ones, but here are a few more…

http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/realistic-kong Everything is fine until you get to that little patch of fake pubic hair.

Then there’s this http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/classic-dildos-and-dongs/raging-manhandler and his friend, http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/classic-dildos-and-dongs/the-hard-rammer . Nothing like a cock sword!

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/double-penetration/scorpion Because who DOESN’T want to be penetrated by a scorpion… twice.

And lastly: http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/strap-on-dildos/hawaiian-dreams-dildo It’s like being in Hawaii and being fucked?

Guess it depends on your definition of “scary”…

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/case/

http://www.painfulpleasures.com/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=2019&cat=408&page=1

Don’t knock the electric toothbrush til you’ve tried it. It got me through my tough high school years, let’s just say that!

I’m not religious, but this must be so unholy, I would be scared to use it.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/mary.html

xx Dee

This is scary!
http://www.furcen.org/~zetatoys/elastisizer.html

Although nothing says scary like Orca penis…
http://www.zoofur.com/orca.html

http://www.vortexvibrations.com

This whole site must be seen to be believed. Maybe I’ll just let them explain.

http://www.vortexvibrations.com/howitworks.html

“HOW DOES IT WORK?

Vortex Vibrations utilizes the power of a household vacuum.
Place over clitoris against the labia.
Suction will immediately increase blood flow to the clitoris
causing it to enlarge and become sensitive. This will lead to arousal even if you are not aroused. Move the slider down and the clitoris ITSELF starts to vibrate & flutter like a reed in a saxophone.
Adjust slider, and the airflow will increase or decrease the rate of vibration. Now hold on!”

Sigh, my mind reels with the possibilities for dangerous humiliation: the “Introducer” beginner’s unit that promises extra suction, the mysterious Styrolux material, the recommendations regarding power differences among different vacuum cleaners (and the way the user is supposed to know which one is best for her needs offhand).
But hey, what do I know? Apparently, vacuum cleaner + delicate female genitalia = rockin’ good time!

I have three links to submit. I didin’t fish through the other posts for the contest, so I’m sure some have been already posted.

1. Bad Vibes talking Vibrator, I mean talking… wtf. To me, the idea of it is like using your/a kid’s toy, and arguing with your inanimate method of release at the same time.

http://www.funponsel.com/blog/archives/2007/05/16/bad-vibes-talking-vibrator/

2. Classic hand crank vibes from the 30′s. My hands cramp just thinking about them.

http://www.vibratormuseum.com/handcrank/index.html

3. lastly the Tingletip Vibrator, Scary because you convert your electric tooth brush to use it.

http://www.tingletip.com/

I hope you find these as scary as I do.

This blog has a few images from a few interesting toy stores.
http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2007/06/more-curiosities-from-japans-porno.html

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/pink-japanese-blowjob-machine-249962.php

http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/images/2008/03/29/handjobometer.jpg

On another note!
I’m a cat girl, no dogs here, but this is kinda cute. Teh Puppy sex toy!!
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/07/sex-toy-for-dogs.jpg

It looks more like some sort of medieval weapon than an implement of pleasure
http://www.dildobrutality.dk/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Hot%20babe%20loves%20dildo%20warmups_x3.jpg

Good to know the Predator made it into porn after the films
http://www.sexinmoonlight.com/sex_toys/adult_toys8/Blonde_mature_whore_punctured_hard.html

for that Hotdog left in the sun look
http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/images//doubledong.jpg

This is just terrifying Word don’t do it justice
http://www.motorfun.biz/pegasus.html

Anything from Genki Genki would probably fit into this category as well.

http://www.stockroom.com/Fearsome-Fingers-P3194.aspx
The description includes: “These points are very sharp, so use caution with play.”

I’ll pass.

And if that wasn’t scary enough, this one is just downright creepy…
http://process.adultstoresales.com/ns1/displayitem.asp?PRODUCT_ID=gwse045501