Comments on: sex with a bench = bad idea

By: evie

evie — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:56:11 +0000

I am so glad I found you.

By: quehanna

quehanna — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:39:56 +0000

@liz

Thanks, I cleaning coffee from my kb and monitor.

The imagery from this story is giving me fits and giggles, which is kind of disturbing to my dog.

By: Old Bogus

Old Bogus — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:57:13 +0000

Wha? They couldn’t do some judicious bench cutting to release his member? Either this guy was the Men Of Steel or the penalty for defacing public property is prohibitive there!

By: liz

liz — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:28:19 +0000

no matter how stressful my week was, i can find comfort in not being the dude who got hauled to the ER with a park bench attached to his dick.

By: MichaelK

MichaelK — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:03:55 +0000

@Dan Unless he had a police/firefighter fetish, too. Oh, the irony.

(Or, this could have been all part of his clever plan.)

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:30:10 +0000

surely all the police and paramedics would ruin the mood enough to kill his hard on?

By: MichaelK

MichaelK — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:03:50 +0000

“…tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood…”

Well, that takes care of my daily cringe inducement.