do not fake a Twittergasm

by Violet Blue on May 13, 2008

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Ariel X at Fucking Machines, about to have a full-on text-gushing Twittergasm, only we can’t see her Tweet-ready iPhone because it’s hidden in a Very Special Place ™

Please, please, please: do not fake a Twittergasm! How else will I know how to make you Tweet!!?? I’ve been huffing Fleshbot fumes lately. Here are the juicy highlights:

* No, rly. The Twittergasm has been invented. So awesome! Get all the lubey limited-character text details in my Fleshbot post and highly entertaining Twittergasm interview: Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat. Yes, I made the silly art.

* I will say that the excellence of Twitgasms notwithstanding, sometimes the hype and politics around National Masturbation Month make me not want to masturbate for an entire month. It’s like, is nothing sacred? Regardless, I do remember that NMM was started in honor of former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, who was pressured to resign after making pro-masturbation statements. The cool thing is, you can see her in the trailer for the upcoming documentary in my fleshed-out post “Sticky: The Movie” Will Touch You In New Ways. Yes, I made the silly art.

* I got another fabulous interview and exclusive hardcore gallery with a Kink.com model: enjoy Ariel X Loves Her Job (And So Do We). I did not make any silly art this time.

* More “this week in boobs”. The title I gave this post says it all: The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier! Yes, I once again made the silly art. (thanks, Evil Signtist!)

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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1 twizted May 14, 2008 at 10:26 am

I’ll be thoroughly sick of the tokenism surrounding National Masturbation Month when all the networks start doing PSAs about it. Hahaha

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