two foolproof signs that the world is about to end

by admin on April 30, 2008

Exhibit A: Bai Ling has a blog.
Exhibit B: Seymore Butts’ book deal with Gotham called, “Things Your Father Never Had the Balls to Tell You” where he explains “(…) everything that a man in this modern age should know (…) I cover everything from how to be a cunning linguist to what to do if you break your penis to how to avoid getting raped in prison.” Because Butts is a renaissance man, if not just a man who has avoided anal rape in confinement (or at least can be cited as an expert on the subject) he also promises to explain the question, “is ass-play gay?”

Stay classy, you two.

* Thanks Thomas and Eve. Thanks a LOT.

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{ 4 comments }

1 violet May 1, 2008 at 10:16 am: ::groan::
2 Christopher May 1, 2008 at 9:33 am: I’m also surprised that you forgot to mention that the 3rd Sign is that they’re filming “Crank 2: High Voltage” wherein JasStath gets his heart replaced by a steel and plastic artificial pump that he has to keep recharging every hour by electrocuting himself… Seriously…
3 Christopher May 1, 2008 at 9:29 am: Yeah, but you gotta love Bai Ling’s blog headers: “Your twin is your ghost your shadow your soul……your protactor your forever angel……”, “I am the chef yes! Holding the big BBQ ribs, you want some?”, “My 4 mafia gangster boy friend”, and “Better one to share, but where is the nap?”

And I think there’s a nipple slip in this pic: http://bp0.blogger.com/_uDf8dAMgzTg/SBdsu5dkg3I/AAAAAAAAC1w/HMtoIlwKgx8/s1600-h/%3D%3FWindows-1252%3FB%3FL01lZGlhIENhcmQvQmxhY2tCZXJyeS9waWN0dXJlcy9JTUcwMzg3OS5qcGc%3D%3F%3D-715638 but it looks like she has some kinda weird flower-shaped nipple(s) or something… She’s a quirky one!
4 Thomas Roche April 30, 2008 at 11:02 pm: You’re oh so welcome. :-)