They made me undress for the email interview. They said Grant did it, so I had to.

I’m giddy with the way the interview turned out, and honored to be in their lineup: this week, Em & Lo (those prolific Nerve.com veterans) are featuring me (!) — The Bedpost Interview: Violet Blue is just now up on their snazzy, fun new blog that is a must-add to RSS and linklove pages alike. Here’s a snip:

(…) Jeez-us. When does she find time to have sex? Somehow, Violet managed to shuffle her busy schedule in order to fill out our official “Bedpost Interview” questionnaire. Her answers just go to show that the best ingredient for good sex is a decent sense o’ humor.

Is sex like pizza, even when it’s bad it’s good? Why or why not?
Yes, the delivery boy always comes before I can find my wallet.

Craziest place you’ve ever had sex?
Steve Jobs’s office. During the ‘08 keynote, of course.

Most underrated erogenous zone?
My local bar.

How does your work affect your sex life?
After three years at Fleshbot and seven at tinynibbles, I can now blog with lube-covered toes, assess a porn video in 20 seconds (seen Helvetica? It’s like that), and MacGyver a sex toy/jailbreak tool in 30 seconds with a gum wrapper, 0.08 of an ounce of Astroglide and a “Ballsy Supercock Jeff Stryker King Dong” (in purple), all while having raging sex. My work has also made me a porn snob. I have a couple thousand dollars worth of free, bad, fire-hazard-creating sex toys and bad porn I don’t want and cannot give away no matter how hard I try, but my lovers have constant zombie-like grins, so it equals out.

Favorite on-screen sex scene? (…)

Link. Now go also dig their interviews with Rachel Kramer Bussel and Grant Stoddard.