Because it’s all I’m doing right now; oh and breathing, which is more difficult than usual. Especially looking at Reagan Maddux (above), as shot by Marc Goldstein… Enjoy my labors:

* fleshbot fitness corner: Thighmaster Sexerciser Gives Us Pussies of Steel Possibly my finest moment on Fleshbot. Ever.

* Meet Reagan Maddux (Or Maddox, If You Swing That Way) I found this hot girl by way of internet accident, and want one just like her. Bad! (pictured, from this explicit gallery)

* DVD: “E For Eva” A very hardcore trailer that’s pretty tasty if you like group action and brunettes having rough sex while wearing their glasses; posted it early because I strongly believe that everyone should have real porn in the morning.

* Senze #6: Now With Special Added Rubber Flavor! Online Flash fetish fashion mag, sweet latexy eye-candy.

* Did I forget to mention Hookers for Jesus!? ::sigh:: I actually created the “not Jewish” tag in Fleshbot’s system for that one.

* “Onigiri” is sushi with ass for days. No, rilly.

* Holy crap AEE/AVN looks like cliche (and hetero) hell. And I’m more straight than you think. But the one post I think we scored on (from the field operatives), though I detest the Abby Winters DVD line, is the photos we got of the “Abby Winters Lesbian Makeout Session“. It’s sweet and a little less crass than everything I’m seeing come from the convention. Our hired gun photog Jeff Koga also got a great gallery of the whole boobs-a-poppin’ mess today here.

* Thomas texts me tonight, “O m G i want to kill myself vegas sucks”. But Dacia, however, seems to be having a glute-tastic time…