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:: my most favorite SF craigslist ad, ever (not mine!)   03.12.2007

Hot zombie sex roleplay - t4w - 24 (mission district)

I am *so* serious.

Sex has become so boring! For a while, I was having sex at the Power Exchange, because that was fun — I could mix things up, I could do it in public, and I could have an audience! It was like putting on a show for everyone else, and I got to be the star!

Unfortunately, lately we’ve gone into re-runs, and I’m just not having fun anymore.

Let’s go to the Power Exchange together. Let’s go to the Power Exchange together and roleplay. Let’s go to the Power Exchange together and roleplay HOT ZOMBIE SEX. I mean it. I know it sounds really ridiculous, but I’ve always loved zombies and the undead, and I’ve always loved sex, so I want to mix the two. Additionally, I’ve seen (and am friends with) some really cute zombie girls, and I could really enjoy the mix of horror, terror, shock value in others, and, y’know. Sex.

I’ll dress up like an office professional or something like that, in some clothes I don’t care about, and pretend to be doing some work in an office or something. Maybe then I’ll listen to a prop radio and look shocked, act scared, peer out a mimed window or something, and then you batter on the door. And batter, and batter, and push — and break in! And I let out a blood-curdling shriek, and you lunge at me and rip my clothes apart and splatter fake blood all over me (we’ll use a tarp on the floor, to be polite), and proceed to savagely violate me. Or something like that — I’m not really tied to that exact SCENE, but I think something that goes that way would be fun.

Requirements:
Be attractive — sorry, I know, an attractive zombie, but it’s possible. HWP, at the very least.
Know how to *act like a zombie*. I am specifically looking for someone with *zombie experience*. In San Francisco, I don’t think this is asking a lot.

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