A smattering of free galleries; I’m super picky and these are good — not out of control, hand in your pants amazing, but quite good. Olga D is in the kitchen — my god, I hope she eats something! Fabi bought her stripperwear at Walgreens by my house, I know it, because all they have for sale right now is Santa hats. Vicky has a nice puffy outer labia and pretty eyes, but I won’t let Alex look at her gallery because — fur coat, faux pas! Jenny (pictured) is blonde, typically not my flavor, but I think she’s sexy and strangely compelling… And Jana’s nylons are all ripped up, I really hope she has another pair to wear home because nail polish isn’t going to save her this time. Enjoy for free! Don’t shop! Although if you did decide to shop, Hegre is having a ‘two months for the price of one’ offer that I’d be remiss not to tell you about. I selected a nice foreign-language banner for you after the jump, just because it looks better not in English. And it’s stashed in the extended post field because it’s all festooned annoyingly holiday-like, and I’m just not ready for that yet. Ugh.

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Um, yeah, what they say: