I pulled a late night last night and recorded an entire book: the audio version of my book, How to Kiss! It was intense but really fun — what a sex nerd gets up to when she’s home alone on a work binge, I tell ya… Congratulations, me! It’s almost exactly the same as what’s in the How to Kiss ebook (yet the same DRM-free goodness), except it’s me cracking up, being silly and I opted for higher quality audio files than usual. It sounds really good. Still, let me know what you think…

You can see the product page here; you can order it for $7 through PayPal here (all 9 MP3 chapters in a downloadable .zip), and you can read details about what’s in it after the jump. Finding someone to smooch is another matter entirely…

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How to Kiss: audio

Sex educator Violet Blue explains throughout 9 audio chapters exactly how to make the most of the first kiss to the hottest makeout sessions. With a warm, playful tone and a lot of techniques, Blue details types of kisses, how to flirt using your mouth, kissing etiquette, erogenous zones, how to ask for a kiss with and without words and much more. Ever wonder about hickies, bites, cold sores, kissing bugs or how to deal with a bad kisser? Sweet nuzzly kisses, all-out French kissing and everything in between are in this 9-chapter, DRM-free MP3 audiobook. Blue also reads two explicit, kiss-focused erotic short stories from authors Thomas S. Roche and Oscar Shemoth.

Chapters include:

* xi Introduction :: The Sweetest Kiss
* 1 Kissing Confidential :: What’s In A Kiss? * At One With The Elements * Kiss Me Deadly, Darling
* 2 Your Sexy Mouth :: Hot Lips * Talented Tongue * Mouth Moves * Kissing Bugs * Cold Sores * The Wicked Kisser * Pamper Yourself Sexy
* 3 How-And What-To Kiss :: Techniques * Lighter Fare * Intermediate Fun * Intense Arousal * Use Your Body * Hot Spots
* 4 Kissing: A Field Guide :: Types of Kisses * French Kissing * Scary Kisses
* 5 The First Kiss :: Waiting for the Kiss * Does They Really Want It? * How to Get Them to Kiss You * Ask For A Kiss Without Words * Make the First Move * First Kiss Do’s and Don’t’s
* 6 Erotica :: Jack and Ginger by Thomas Roche
* 7 Kissing Etiquette for All
Hunters, and The Hunted * Kissing Etiquette * About Hickeys and Love Bites * Kiss Catastrophes and Cures
* 8 Advanced Techniques :: Tricks and Treats * A Smooch With a View: Best Movie Kisses * Flavored Kisses * Kissing Flavor Favorites * Flavored Lipsticks and Gloss * Music to Make Out By * Stubble Burn and How to Avoid It
* 9 Erotica :: Spanish Olive by Oscar Shemoth

Availability: Instant Download
DRM-Free File Format: 9 MP3 files
Zip File Size: 99.8 MB (quality: high)
ISBN: 978-0-9799019-2-8-MP3
Price: $7.00 (USD)

Buy “how to kiss” .zip now (all files), $7, via PayPal.