My favorite holiday! Gosh, being spanked with a lollipop looks fun! Two sexy Halloween babe galleries — here’s the lollipop gallery (via Sex Blog Roundup @ Fleshbot); here’s a nasty messy sexy gothy pumpkin gallery (thanks, A). Here are some Halloweeny links, some with a heavy accent on the *weeny* part…

* Edward Penishands still lives — spotted in Upper Haight and shot with my Helio; still “one of the greatest adult films of all time.” Um, riiiight. That chick *so* looks like Winona.

* Here’s a nice Clockwork Orange babe gallery.

* The LA Times thinks Halloween is A Holiday For Sluttiness. Last time I checked, LA was like Halloween every day. Mojo sent me the link, saying, “It’s the classic “OMG! Halloween is teh sexy!” style column, but I feel it goes way beyond the usual asshattery and deep into mysogyny. It’s completely gross, and I’m not sure why I’m emailing it to you except to share my outrage.”

* Breaking: Halloween = sluts (via). Again. So what am I gonna do with my slutty Easter costume *now*?

* Zombie porn comics: XXXombies by Rick Remender looks fun. And there’s always the gruesome, graphic (really really gross) Porn of the Dead stills gallery.

* Unlike last weekend, Halloween in my neighborhood here in San Francisco is not very sexy right now. Some people might protest.

* In New York, Halloween must be like herding cats — like in this awesome kitty obstacle course video.

* After watching that video and then seeing Zoey Zane’s Halloween Striptease gallery with her weird cyber-KKK TinMan outfit, I might have to clear my head with the kittens a few more times. Then again, I do have Lust for a Vampire and NightWatch to sink my teeth into later, so I think I’ll be able to rinse my brain fairly well.

* Another soothing alternative: just.because’s monsters, melons, pirates and sailors, oh my! gallery @ Flickr. Sweet!

* Then, before I retire into my coffin at dawn, I’ll read from my much-loved copy of the ultra-fabulous The Deluxe Transitive Vampire: The Ultimate Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager, and the Doomed. It was a spectacular birthday present (thank you, K!), and contains gems like:

Subjective Complement:
A subjective complement comes hot on the heels of a linking verb to explain or identify the subject. If the subjective compliment is a noun, it is called a “predicate noun.” Examples:

That mound of dirt is her bedfellow.
You will be my nemesis.
Thinking is not her forte.
Your rapture is my anguish.
This harangue is my relief.

Update: Doh! How could I leave out Cory Silverberg’s *excellent* Halloween Sex Tips!? Or — Dan Savage’s fresh, great advice for superhero sex fetish querants!