October 2007

Wow — open source sex #60 — and it’s hot Halloween erotica. It’s a delicious sample chapter from my 13-chapter (14 files) Halloween erotica audiobook for $7 at digitapub.com, Creatures of the Night Audiobook (also in many multi-device ebook flavors). In the podcast: KC’s “Cops and Robbers”, a woman mistakenly dresses as a famous 70s hamburger-stealing character at a costume party, only to find herself up against a lawman who takes ‘search and seizure’ quite seriously. Includes some intense cuffing and spanking — quite delicious. Better than a burger. Enjoy! I’m so proud of all the authors in the collection!

Click here for the podcast post; click here to download the MP3.

Phew — it’s 4am on October 30; I can’t believe I read and completed the audiobook. It’s a sizzling collection of nasty, sweet, hilarious, spooky and sometimes rather dark explicit erotica — 14 DRM-free MP3′s for $7. Read the sales copy after the jump — or just click here to buy it, enjoy it, share it…

[SATISFY your CURIOSITY and CONTINUE READING…]

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Photo by Maximum Mitch.

The day of Halloween might be best celebrated at home for us San Franciscans — especially those of us in the Castro. Most merchants I’ve been chatting with over the past week have been saying they’re all renting movies and ordering in. Typically, it’s like our version of Mardi Gras, but sadly, every year we get more violence. It’s regular drunken crowd violence, as many people are just rowdy tourists (often not in costume) to just be obnoxious in the street. Some merchants have expressed sadness; saying it used to be a community street party. But last year there were shootings, so the police are closing off my neighborhood at like 6pm — for reals.

Photo by Maximum Mitch.

But saturday night I decided last-minute to have a few friends over (for many cocktails) and we went out for some very old-school Castro Halloween festivities. Lots of costumes, smiles (plenty of polite and smiling police officers, even) and a really great crowd were all out in outrageous outfits. And just plain hot outfits.

Scott has a great photo post about it here. Great, great, great sets of “secret” Castro Halloween:

* Scott Beale
* Lane Hartwell
* Maximum Mitch

Photo “Violet and her Helio” by Maximum Mitch.

I was lucky to be with a very loving ‘brat pack‘ of photographers; we went out, split up keys to my house and met back at the Blogger Bungalow throughout the evening. It was a blast! Our out of town guest this time was my dear friend Steve Diet Goedde (omg, we go back almost ten years).

Photo by Steve Diet Goedde.

I was lucky to be with so much loving, bratty, sweet family. It’s been a rough year for everyone, and we all just had grown-up fun like a bunch of kids. It’s so extreme that it’s been such a painful year, but I’ve never been so happy.

Photo “Morticia and Gomez” by Scott Beale/Laughing Squid.

My close friend Chriso topped every costume in the Castro — his “Senator Craig” mobile toilet stall had him stopping and showing his “wide stance” every ten feet to adoring and cackling fans and queens alike, even some people wanted to “sign” his stall wall. Almost every SFPD officer we saw while walking through the gold-glitter fairy and uber-queeny throngs grinned hugely at the Senator, and laughingly complimented his costume! Even the dreaded ‘blue screen of death’ made an appearance on my doorstep. So awesome.

* An aside, I had no idea how much I look like my own painting of Leila Waddell.

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A while back, Libido Films sent me a screener copy of their film Trial Run for review, and a possible DVD-cover quote. Trial Run sounds fun in theory and possible practice — in it, a woman places a personal ad, combs through to find a guy that might be fun, and then her sexy redhead pro-domme friend takes the guy on a “trial run” while our heroine watches; then a final scene where it looks like he’s no longer “in beta”. Sadly I wasn’t in a workspace where I had time to meet their deadline, so the film went on my “must watch” shelf. That’s right next to the “sweet chocolaty jeezuz please never make me watch” shelf. Tonight I cruised over to their site to check out what their sample trailers look like, intending to gather my review post materials, and noticed a number of fun freebies. They have neat little (okay the screens are *too* little, but still) page of trailers for all of their porn films — and I must add that all of their films are non-mainstream, with eager amateurs and quite atmospheric. There’s a little too much time for credits, but hey — they’re indy, so I applaud nonetheless. And I see they recently got their blog on, with original articles, cool.

But I also discovered that you can watch shorts of the hotter scenes from each of their films (or buy/download the individual scenes cheap) — and I especially enjoyed their vintage porn video page, with very sexy samplers from 1915 like A Free Ride.

I’ll let you know how Trial Run is in a day or two; then I’ll see what kind of tests I can perform at home. *Such* a good idea…

Image source: unknown.

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* Yay, it’s up! With much help from my friends, here’s my handpicked Halloween erotic ebook, in one multi-format .zip. (If you purchased my non-fiction “how to kiss” and want another text format please email me with your purchase # and I’ll send you all formats in a .zip — duh, why didn’t I think of that?) This 13-chapter collection is one of my very favorites; see what happens when I pick erotica freely for its punk-sexy/fun-gothiness! I’m going to try and have the audiobook up ASAP… There’s lots of couples getting quite kinky with costumes and role-play, at least one girl jacking off with Tim Curry, a haunting BDSM promise (or dare) between a couple, girl-girl visitations from beyond and… at least 13 encounters I think are hot and inspiring. (Apols to my gay boyfriends; no boy-on-boy in this one.) There are many stories from Thomas Roche: he’s the king of the goth erotica genre, that’s why… Here’s the “sales” text:

Creatures of the Night, edited by best-selling editor Violet Blue (from the award-winning Best Women’s Erotica series) brings to light 13 DRM-free stories of Halloween adventures with couples who make the most of the season’s offerings. Graveyard trysts, encounters with lesbian ghosts, couples who meet in San Francisco’s Castro district, torn Bauhaus t-shirts, intense explicit sex of many flavors, soundtracks from Rocky Horror, and much more make this collection the most exciting goth-noir-playful-dark inspiration yet. Authors include Alison Tyler, Thomas Roche, Xavier Acton, Elizabeth Colvin and other exciting writers. Creatures of the Night is $7 worth of modern erotica in a multi-format .zip, freely shareable and made especially for Palm, iPhone, iPod Touch, Blackberry, your computer, or any text reading device you prefer.

(The .pdf is especially for the iPhone/Touch, with some easter egg fun.)

Availability: Instant Download
DRM-Free File Format: .zip (includes .pdf, .pdb. .txt)
File Size: 1 MB
ISBN: 978-0-9799019-3-5
Price: $7.00 (USD)

Contents

1 Zombie Love :: by Elizabeth Colvin
2 Bad Kitty :: by Thomas S. Roche
3 Insomniac :: by Serina Jurgens
4 Sweet Transvestite by Michelle Cooper
5 Cops and Robbers by KC
6 A Girl in Coveralls by Thomas S. Roche
7 Spider Bites by Thomas S. Roche
8 Triple X Requiem by Thomas S. Roche
9 Playing for Keeps by Alison Tyler
10 The Lizard Queen by Julia Richards
11 Masquerade Ball by Xavier Acton
12 Five Senses by Oscar Shemoth
13 Creatures of the Night by Thomas S. Roche

Buy “creatures of the night” .zip (all files) now, $7, via Pay Pal.

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It came up in discussion at SFSI training last weekend. For separate talks to students, people with different sexual orientations come and talk and answer questions about their orientation. There was a scheduling kerfluff: the straight guy flaked, the gay guy didn’t show (it was a mixup), but the bisexual man swooped in, gave a fantastic talk and was great. I was like, OMG: in a city full of gay men, you have no gay rep, I could almost literally pull a card-carrying straight boy out of my back pocket for you — but the most mystical, mysterious and invisible creature of all, the bisexual male, showed up and spoke for you. I said, “That’s like having a fucking unicorn appear.”

To which Thomas replied, “You’re seen Planet Unicorn, right?”

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