The fourth result was flattering. But the timeline view search result for fellatio made me sad.

Along with questionable procedures like the G-Shot and its alleged orgasm enhancements, vaginal “rejuvination” surgeries (vaginoplasty) are just as scary and harmful as us sex educators and people with general common sense already *knew*. Snip:

Cosmetic procedures billed as “vaginal rejuvenation,” “designer vaginoplasty” or even “revirgination” are not medically necessary and are not guaranteed to be safe, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists cautioned on Friday.

The group, which educates and accredits doctors who treat women and deliver babies, said it is deceptive to give the impression that any of these procedures are accepted or routine.

In guidance published in the September issue of its journal, Obstetrics & Gynecology, the group, known as ACOG, said the procedures can cause complications such as infection, altered sensation, pain and scarring.

The procedures include changing the shape or size of the labia, “restoring” the hymen, and tightening the vagina.

Dr. Abbey Berenson, who helped write the guidelines, said some women may be fooled by deceptive marketing practices into thinking they need the surgery because they are somehow abnormal.

Link. (thanks, Tony!)

Just saying for fellow sex bloggers, because I got two Quechup invites from Sam Sugar this morning.

…And I just fell over in a sweaty, twitching heap of lipgloss and glasses and tangled Ethernet cables. You’ll remember the last hot, much-blogged Agent Provocateur poster girl vehicle, ‘dreams of miss x‘ starred tiny mctiny Kate Moss. Here’s the snip:

Hollywood actress Maggie Gyllenhaal has taken over supermodel Kate Moss as the smouldering new face - and knockout body - of lingerie line Agent Provocateur.

Gyllenhaal stripped down for a series of sexually charged images, which see the scantily clad star splashing about in a bath and even posing in handcuffs.

The indie actress certainly had good training - she first came to attention with her daring role in 2002’s Secretary, where she played a personal assistant who enjoyed being spanked by her boss.

She has gone on to appear in World Trade Center, Sherrybaby and Donnie Darko, which co-starred her actor brother Jake Gyllenhaal. Serena Rees, co-founder of Agent Provocateur, said: “Maggie is not an obvious sex symbol.”

Link (also includes more hot hi-res images).

‘Not an obvious sex symbol’? Talk about not paying attention. (Also: link to Agent Provocateur where the campaign launches next week, and smooches to Mojo for the link!)

From one of my Flickr friends.

I hope you’re all having a nice weekend; I’ve been busy working on all kinds of naughty projects — expect some exciting media from me by the end of the week. I’m also totally freaking out about going on Tyra on the 13th (in a good way). Oh, and I’ve getting out and enjoying The City for a change… nice and deserted.