* You thought the Japanese tea that (allegedly) made boobies bigger was the next — er — big thing. But how about F-Cup cookies? (side image via)

* Please, please, please email those totally disconnected lawmakers about your right to put a photo of breastfeeding on Facebook or your adult right to look at porn (or even post an image of booty) — go here, copy the text and email it off. It’s that easy and more important then you think. Fuck 2257’s privacy invasions on social networking sites! Monday (like, today) is our last chance.

* Porn peeps concerned about piracy? Read about it here, then go to YouPorn and wait for the next wave of *real porn*. Loud whispers tell me that old tyme-porn DVD is dead. Poor old porn media. Sound familiar? They should learn about the worth of making media ready for porn blogging. We’ve been trying to tell them for years… Echoes of the sad, tired, DRM’d past anyone? Yaaawn. (Yes, there will be much hate waiting for me at next weekend’s Erotica LA Film Fest, I’m sure.)

* Quentin and Asia Argento (when not in a linebacker’s jacket) want to make porn. Are we excited? Um, not so much when we have Maria Beatty, thanks.

* Eye candy: well, that would be pretty much everything haute couture latex at Vex Clothing (top image via, omg I want everything in their fairy line sooo bad). Their new line rocks, but between the rubber argyle socks and garter dresses and plus-size models next to twig-size models, they’ve got the hottest rubber couture shop in dot com town, as fas as I’m concerned. That rubber hair-fringed skirt, paired with Coco de Mer’s human hair whips… Yes, I want it all, even just for its own sake…