No, really — I’m sitting here so bemusedly, offendedly stunned after watching Bill O’Reilly’s Fox News segment about lesbian/homosexual/dyke criminal gangs “indoctrinating” members and sexually initiating them and committing crimes (like beating up men and threatening them with pink 9mm Glocks) that I’m just… speechless. Bill has just delivered unto us a big pantload of steaming rainbow propaganda. I really hope he does a report on reefer madness next. I hear it’s the Devil’s weed with roots in Hell.

The criminal expert — how did he not crack up during the taping? And the B-roll of chicks beating each other up, sans context, is priceless. My favorite part (of many bizarre favorite parts) — “They call themselves ‘Pink Pistols’”. (Um, Bill — you mean these PInk Pistols?)

Oh, Mary! I mean, Bill. The video is after the jump. (thanks Shalako!)

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