where I finally understand the whole ‘humping the washing machine’ thing

by Violet Blue on January 27, 2007

I’ve read a significant amount of erotica that involves washing machines. I’ve never questioned the validity or enjoyment that passes between girls and bathtub taps; but often while reading masturbation tales I’ve just sort of puzzled and shrugged when people suggest that a girl might hop on a washing machine during spin cycle for a quickie. Even artist Dominic Wilcox took that idea to the extreme last year with his black leather, be-saddled Orgasmatron 3000. Wilcox’s is a pretty sexy washing machine. But would I fuck it?

Not sure. But — thanks to Engadget today, I’d get up on a Hauzen. Wash and bling, baby.

OMG update: Jonno reminds me that it’s not just girls who are inclined to get jiggy with the washers — video at your own risk!

Violet Blue

The London Times named Violet Blue "One of the 40 bloggers who really count" and Self Magazine named TinyNibbles one of the “Best Sex Resources for Women.” Blue is an autodidact and pundit on sex and technology, hacking and security, porn for women, privacy and bleeding-edge tech culture. She is a journalist for ZDNet, CBS News, CNET; she's an educator, speaker, crisis counselor, volunteer NGO trainer, and the author and editor of over 40 award-winning books.

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