Dirtyspoke is taking nominations for their 2006 Sex Blog of the Year Awards. Ummm, nominate me if you want? I’m starting to feel like all these online awards things are like those “honk if you’re horny” bumper stickers. Beep! Beep!

I think instead of online voting and awards traffic and attention generators like this, we should have a sex blogger celebrity deathmatch. Trying to drown each other in pina colada flavored anal lube. Dildo bludgeoning with Crystal Jelly King Dongs. Edible underwear eat-to-the-death contests. Suffocation by way of Jenna’s Realistic Cyberskin Vagina (legs and torso not included). Being driven to psychiatric lockdown and violent shaking fits of madness by audio readings of porn boxcover text. Choking each other to death with gummi boobs. Putting out eyes with sharpened Jeff Stryker Realistic Ballsy Love Cocks.

You know, tools of the trade. Survival of the fittest.