From the monthly archives:

January 2007

I just got the press release, cut and pasted after the jump. I’d take anything about the rest of the industry as a hopeful grain of salt, with a dash of kudos to A&E for moving forward. Let’s hope (A&E President) Phil Harvey’s “focus on the customer” extends to dumping their stock of harmful numbing and shrinking creams as well. Notes about sex toy safety here.

Update: an employee at Adam and Eve scanned Phil Harvey’s handwritten note about phthalates (left in her inbox last week) and emailed it to me — see + read it after the jump.

[SATISFY your CURIOSITY and CONTINUE READING…]

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wednesday nibbles

by violet blue on January 31, 2007

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* I’ll start with this verrrrry interesting non-sex item that I hope doesn’t stay low on the radar, Teen accuses record companies of collusion, snip:

“A 16-year-old boy being sued by five record companies accusing him of online music piracy accused the recording industry on Tuesday of violating antitrust laws, conspiring to defraud the courts and making extortionate threats.

In papers responding to the record companies’ lawsuit, Robert Santangelo, who was as young as 11 when the alleged piracy occurred, denied ever disseminating music and said it’s impossible to prove that he did.

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Robert Santangelo also claims that the record companies, which have filed more than 18,000 piracy lawsuits in federal courts, ‘have engaged in a wide-ranging conspiracy to defraud the courts of the United States.’

The papers allege that the companies, ‘ostensibly competitors in the recording industry, are a cartel acting collusively in violation of the antitrust laws and public policy’ by bringing the piracy cases jointly and using the same agency ‘to make extortionate threats … to force defendants to pay.’”

* ABC has a confusing article about porn and Blu-ray DVD, pondering whether or not porn will have anything to do with consumers’ choices around evolving home media choices and porn consumption. It’s little more than an old-fashioned application of “DVD vs. VHS” to a genre already hearing the death knell of DVD, but still, waste some time on Porn Factor: Why Erotic Movies Won’t Decide Next Gen DVD War. Oh, they just wanted to say “porn”.

* Why bother saying “porn” when you can be all like, OMG, DICK! I giggled like a schoolgirl when I imagined the schoolyard pride behind the Guardian piece, Schoolyard penis seen from space. (via Digg)

* As many of you can imagine, there’s an amazing amount of buzz here in San Francisco about Kink.com buying the historic Armory building for their new studio space. Even though Kink has the highest standards for what they do, detractors are jumping on the anti-porn, NIMBY bandwagon, including former SF Giants relief pitcher (and promoter of our ass + tit tastic yearly festival, Carnival) Roberto Hernandez. Mark Pritchard has a fantastic post about it on Metroblogging SF — Planning Commission to hold useless hearing on porn palace — and the comments (especially from “concerned citizens”) are seriously entertaining all on their own. Yup — we have conservative prudes here in SF; for further proof see Mark’s other stellar post Local far-right millionaire launches foamer website, about PayPal millionaire nutjob Rod Martin’s new right-wing website, thevanguard.org.

Image: adorable local porn star Satine Phoenix on the set for a Fucking Machines shoot at Kink.com (And hey — I recognize that porn set! That’s the spaceship set! I drank beer in there with prop builders before it was finished! Neat!)

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Oh, Engadget. My blog wants to do the same thing to you. Check out Robotic arm rides, 5 cents. One SRL member commented, “What fun, with such an expensive robot. It appears that the programmer didn’t fully calculate the floor clearance, but all’s well that ends well.” (Thanks Adam! Reference: Big Arm)

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eon mckai and the sfpd

by violet blue on January 30, 2007

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Yesterday I snapped this adorable pic of the adorable Eon McKai when we had coffee for like four hours yesterday. The irony of this photo is that we were just talking about 2257 raids and the police when the cops walked in… There’s another hot one here, and I also snapped his ballpoint knuckle tats… Writeup coming soon. Eon is truly one of the reasons there’s hope for porn.

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hot fuzz — I can’t wait!

by violet blue on January 30, 2007

My pal London Boy (who is actually Australian) just emailed me a link to preview trailers for the next film from the Shaun of the Dead crew — Hot Fuzz! Sadly it’s not a sequel, but it does have many of the same actors from both Spaced and SotD, in similar relationships, which is something I’m really starting to enjoy from this ensemble.

But don’t think they could make a movie without gratuitous blood and dark-humored demise; there’s a serial killer! Yay! Watch the trailers and you’ll be grinning like me. And check it out; they also have a Hot Fuzz vlog and podcast, well done. The Flash Hot Fuzz website leaves a bit to be desired, tho…

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I was scanning the news and saw this story, MySpace donates sex offender database to US center, and I thought, groggily over coffee, hm, that bugs me… why does that bug me… hmmm, sip… Snip:

“News Corp.’s popular Internet social network MySpace said on Monday it will donate a national computer database on U.S. sex offenders to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children.

Sex offender data is collected by individual state authorities. MySpace and background verification company Sentinel Tech Holdings Corp. developed a technology that combines close to 50 U.S. state registries, aiming to help police keep track of an estimated 600,000 convicted sex offenders.” Link.

Oh, that’s right. These are state registries, and depending on the state you’re in, you’re a “sex offender” under Megan’s Law if you get caught urinating in public, mooning, skinny dipping, or if you get busted having consensual sex in public. Think of how lopsided these charges must be in homophobic states. Also, it’s a lesson in what sites like MySpace can and will do with personal information. I’m definitely an advocate for speeding up natural selection when it comes to rapists and pedophiles, but I worry about what could happen to individuals and personal privacy when a questionably informed company casts a wide net, and turns it over to anyone who asks.

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worth 1000′s mac photoshop contest

28 January 2007
I seldom link to the Worth 1000 'tests, but this Mac one is very fun indeed. Of course, I love the naughty ones like the (done, done and done yet again) iBrator, iSuppository the iPump (oh my!), and iCondom. Cute! Now we just need a strap-on kit -- the iPeg?
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is ms word sex-negative?

28 January 2007
As many of you know, this weekend I'm finishing up a sex guidebook, The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Strap-On Sex. Over the years I've noticed some funny things around Word and spell-check. Mostly, I have to add a lot of words, from "prostatic" to "Feeldoe". But I've noticed that Word […]
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do ducks have nine lives?

28 January 2007
OMG! A few posts back I confessed my love for ducks and posted the story of the lucky duck that survived the gunshot wounds and refrigeration -- and now she's had another brush with death and survived! Her name is Plucky, and she's apparently sensitive to anesthesia. But what has […]
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[audio] open source sex 52

27 January 2007
Snip from my post, "Something I haven't announced is that I just quit editing the Best Women's Erotica series -- so the one I'm working on (2008) will be my last. The 2007 version has to be one of the best erotica anthologies I've ever done (or read, if that's not […]
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penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems

27 January 2007
A reader emails jauntily late on a saturday night, "Hi Violet, You might find the fusion of geek and genitals presented at everything2 amusing. Alternatively you might merely find it tragic, I don't know." Tragically, I present a snip: "Putting these together, the average amount of information per ejaculation is 1.560*109 […]
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a distraction

27 January 2007
My deadline is making me crazy. So I started this. I'll add more later tonight.
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where I finally understand the whole ‘humping the washing machine’ thing

27 January 2007
I've read a significant amount of erotica that involves washing machines. I've never questioned the validity or enjoyment that passes between girls and bathtub taps; but often while reading masturbation tales I've just sort of puzzled and shrugged when people suggest that a girl might hop on a washing machine […]
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[audio] open source sex 51

26 January 2007
I really missed podcasting. And what better way to distract myself from a friday night -- and a whole weekend -- given over to my book deadline (hating, hating softly), and no hot date in sight? (Okay, I have a hot date next week. But still. I whine.) Snip from […]
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eff’s pioneer awards

26 January 2007
The deadline is looming for submitting nominations for the EFF's 2007 Pioneer Awards. If there's someone you'd like to see recognized by this badazz organization as a leader of the electronic frontier, someone who is actively "extending freedom and innovation in the realm of information technology", lube up your mouse […]
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wild lesbians will eat AVN: this week’s column

26 January 2007
This week in teh chronic I waxed about the GayVn's coming to town next month and the hot new (virtually unrecognized by AVN) wave of dyke porn -- as seen in local pomo homo porno company Pink and White's ouvre and upcoming flick. Read all about it (and see nasty […]
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uc berkeley: jason schultz’s internet law: “indecent speech on the internet”

26 January 2007
The Berkeley law students might have been shocked when I said "ass', or maybe when Thomas said "mindfuck", but a couple of them truly registered shock when I explained to them the day to day realities of 2257 laws and privacy. I said, it's interesting that 2257 adult content record-keeping […]
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digg users are indeed mean bastards

25 January 2007
You know, one of my posts got "dugg" recently and I was overwhelmed by the cruelty of the comments -- and I have a fucking thick skin. Nice to know by reading Publishing 2.0's Not All Traffic Is Created Equal that it's not just me having a thin-skinned moment. (Thanks […]
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you tell me

25 January 2007
My friends are split, and I can't decide: should I agree to be on the Adam Carolla show? On one hand, he's said some lame shit; on the other he hung up on Ann Coulter which is worth something. Discuss: violet at tinynibbles dot com It's 1:30 am; I *have* to […]
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because the baby jesus loves it when we shove thunder balls in our asses

24 January 2007
I'll confess that I've been writing about pegging all the ding-dong day and am absolutely, totally punchy -- but Scott just sent me this post (via Digg) about christian sex toy site, My Beloved's Garden. Set apart because it's marketed specifically toward sexed-up christians and claims to be devoid of […]
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