Why? because clearly I am insane with fever and sickness of the sex kind, at least. I actually have a chest cold, so I’ve been all cooped up in my flat on cold medicine all weekend writing my column and being a podcast dork — don’t ask me why when I have a sore throat I decide I *have* to do three podcasts in a row. Maybe because I love doing it, and have had such a hard time concentrating on writing — which is like starving me of water, or air. Plus all the weird fever dreams. Gah! Be warned if you listen to these: I totally lost my mind near the end of #49 in a fit of uncontrollable late night giggles… Yay for NyQuil and Libsyn!
open source sex 47: Anything I Want — Erotica by one of my best friends, Thomas Roche. I just had lunch with him last week and a book we worked on together just came out: I wrote Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples and asked Thomas to write erotica to go with all the fetishes and hot fetish sex techniques I explain in the book, and he came up with 6 or 7 really deliciously naughty explicit pieces, yay! So listen and enjoy a short story of his I just found laying around… “Anything I Want”, about what happens when a woman makes her ass ‘off limits’ and then in a moment of wanton weakness tells her new boyfriend he can have anything *he* wants… (post * MP3)
open source sex 48: Seduction and flirting, part one. This is a giggly, fun and informative set of podcasts all about flirting and seducing someone you’re interested in, whether they’re a stranger or a long-term lover. Everyone loves being seduced, and you don’t need to resort to cheap tricks or hypnotism to make a hot, fast connection. In this part one, I explain confidence (and how to fake it), body language (with tips celebrities use to get noticed), how to make an entrance, and how to use eye contact — even if you’re really shy. This podcast is also a textcast: click the center of your iPod’s trackwheel three times to read the text as you listen to me talk. I veer off the text quite a few times and crack myself up more than once, so consider yourself warned… (post * MP3)
open source sex 49: Seduction and flirting, part two. In this part two, I explain the powerful tool known as smiling, how to start a conversation, what to talk about, how to tell if they’re interested in you (or not) and how to stop it when you decide you don’t like them. And — I totally lose it cracking up laughing near the end, a sign of danger for whoever I flirt with and seduce next… This podcast is also a textcast. (post * MP3)
Image: I shot this bit of sad, unintentional hilarity at the Podcast and Portable Media Expo — how cheesy can you get? Not much more than this photo. It’s totally like ‘Leisure Suit Larry does podcasting’. Or “Ultimate Guides”, yikes — that’s just too close to home. Podcasting is now *so* South Florida, thanks to marketing like this. That’s okay, I still have “7 Proven Strategies to Monetize Your Podcast in 30 Days or Less” in my panties. And — I’ll bring it. Yeah, right after I write “The Ultimate Guide to Pinching a Loaf”…
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