I’m soooo excited! I was on my way out the door to SRL when I got a box — the first copies, hot off the press, of my new book The Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn!
OMG, it’s gorgeous! I ran right to SRL and gave one to Mark and we hugged and exclaimed and shared proudness. Eeeee!
I’m excited about this book in a way like no other. I feel like writing this is one of the most important things I’ve ever done.
And now it’s really real.
I have to celebrate tonight; I was going to stay in and do a podcast but that’ll have to happen later this weekend…
Read the whole table of contents to see what’s in this ultralutrafabulous book (after the jump) while I go collect all the crappy porn screeners around my house, make a pile, take off my clothes and roll about like a dork.
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Foreword: The Smart Girl’s Porn Club
Chapter 1 What a Smart Girl Wants
Women Get Turned On on by Explicit Imagery, Period. * Why Does a Smart Girl Watch Porn? * Getting Off * Curiosity * Ever seen two people have sex, for real? * It’s Fun for Couples * Find New Fantasies * See Things You’d Never Try Yourself * Get What You Can’t Find at Home * Our Fantasies are Are About Fucking, Not Shopping * Your Fantasies Lead to Good Porn
Chapter 2 Common Concerns About Content
Porn Can’t Make You “Do” Anything * How Do You Stack Up? * It’s offensive but it turns me on * Does Porn Degrade Women? * Fake breasts freak me out. * I don’t like anal sex/oral sex/lesbian scenes/facial come shots… * The men only come on the outside of the women, and the women never come at all. * How do they do it, with those fingernails? * The genital close-ups are more medical than sexual. * The unsafe sex really upsets me. * Questions of Age and Consent: Bangbus and Paris Hilton * Who are the Women in Porn?
Chapter 3 I Was Aa Porn Virgin
Two Viewing Requirements: Your Libido and Your Remote * Your First Shopping Trip * Keep Your Expectations In in Check * NC-17 and Softcore Porn
Chapter 4 Why Porn Sucks
Porn Looks Like… Porn * Most Porn Follows a Boring Formula * The Indy Porn Backlash * Where are all the hot guys? * The performers look like they’re “going through the motions.” * Porn Music Sucks * They Never Show S/M with Sex *
Chapter 5 Find the Right Porn for You
Avoiding What You Don’t Like * What’s On on the Box * Accolades for Porn Films? * The Name Says it It All * Buffy the Vampire Layer * Online Reviews and Porn Communities
Chapter 6 Porn’s Anatomy
Bisexual * Classics * Educational * European * Features * Gay Male * All-Sex, No Plot: Wall-to-Wall, Gonzo, and Pro-Am and Wall-to-Wall * Lesbian, Girl-Girl, or and All-Girl * S/M * “Specialty”
Chapter 7 Not Just for Geek Girls: Online Porn
How to Surf, Safely * Go Go Go, Pornzilla * The Evils That Porn Sites Do * Free Videos: Clip Sites and Torrents * Video on Demand * Free Galleries, Erotic Photography, Flickr, and Babelogs * Podcasts * Make Your Own Erotic Slideshow * Sex Blogs and Porn RSS Link Fun
Chapter 8 Porn for Couples
How to Talk About Porn with a Lover * Watching Together * Sex While You Watch * Porn Sex Games * Selecting a DVD for Your Lover
Chapter 9 Glossary: Porn Resources for Smart Girls
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