From the monthly archives:

June 2006

Google spreadsheets and buttplug tricks

6 June 2006
I use Excel for my erotica anthologies, but it's clumsy, unintuitive and overkill. I know my pal Tristan uses it for her porn casting database, too. But the just-launched Google Spreadsheets looks awesome, especially because I could share my spreadsheets live with my publisher and their staff. The idea of […]
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happy 06.06.06!

6 June 2006
It's a gorgeous day here in SF (it's almost eathquake weather... hmm). But I thought that since it's the day of the beast and the National Day of Slayer, it would be fun to direct your attention to Barely Evil (image via). It's a paysite so there's not a whole […]
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just did something really crazy

6 June 2006
I'm going to calm down by blogging. Tuesday night is trash night on my street. Last tuesday someone upended my trashcan and sorted it all over the street. I spent a long time picking up my trash by hand to set it all out on the curb again this week. […]
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fetish sex hits Amazon

5 June 2006
Woo-hoo! You can now pre-order the book I signed at BEA, Fetish Sex (it'll be out in a couple weeks). I wrote it (heehee!) and included erotica from my best friend, fellow sex educator Thomas Roche (he custom-wrote the stories to my specifications to go along with the fetishes in […]
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doing business, now douchier

5 June 2006
Ever find yourself at a huge book convention surrounded by hundreds of jesus freaks and mainstream publishers who find the word "erotic" too threatening for their products? Ever agree to be on a panel at a ridiculously expensive conference at the behest of a friend and discover the hard way […]
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on Derek and Romaine today

5 June 2006
I've been on Sirius' OutQ Radio Derek and Romaine show countless times, but it's been a while since they had me on -- so I'll be on tonight! This show is a *lot* of fun, and it's the only one I make repeat appearances on. Tune in 4:15 PST/7:15 EST […]
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have you ever fucked a girl so hard that her wheelchair catches on fire?

5 June 2006
Major warning and disclaimer: the link I'm sharing is wrong and gross and very un-PC and will make you bite the heads off baby puppies if you read it. Okay, now that's out of the way, my rabidly athiest sex-ed pals stuck in the hellhole of Colorado Springs send me this […]
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mmm, deadline

4 June 2006
I have a book due soon; I did 3,000 words today after SRL. Three chapters down, five to go. w00t! After I finished one tonight I felt it was "miller time". I'm sipping my usual Campari and cruising for trouble on the outernets; coincidentally my pal Chriso's bf Red sent […]
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at SRL today

4 June 2006
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happy hour at kink.com

4 June 2006
Last friday night I was invited to happy hour at local online BDSM porn mega-giant Kink.com. I have a few friends that work there, and they told me that most fridays at 6pm the whole place closes down and the "bar set" opens up to employees and their invited guests […]
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long now opening

3 June 2006
I got invited to the Long Now opening party on thursday because my friend Simone is their secretary (and more), so she's basically their girl-friday saftey net, from signage to snacks to tracking the foundaiton's credit card -- a crazy job that's rewarding in deep cultural ways, considering what they're […]
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sex toy chemical phthalates banned in san francisco?

3 June 2006
If this measure passes, all those crappy unsafe-material sex toys I've been telling you about could fall under a chemical ban in San Francisco. The supervisors are set to approve Tuesday an ordinance intended to protect children from harmful plastics -- including those with the chemical softener phthalates, a common […]
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photos by frank deblase

2 June 2006
Global domination is one of my casual goals. I want to be head of my own illicit multinational empire staffed with a small army of ultra-curvy-yet-thuggish lackeys, with their own signature look. To do this, I'll need to expand my crime ring and fill it with resourceful sycophants, such as […]
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be concerned

2 June 2006
From Reuters: FBI wants Internet records kept 2 years. Snip: "The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Gonzales presented blurred images of child pornography and explained why he thought retaining data was important to those investigations. At issue was Internet protocol addresses. When one industry executive questioned how long the […]
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such a cool sex toy!

2 June 2006
I saw the "Sinnflut" reviewed over at Eros Blog and really liked the toy's concept, but the color and shape left me high and dry -- but then I poked around on Stockroom's site and (OMG) they have it in pleasing colors and a rather tasty looking shape! The $150 […]
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sexy table dance gallery

2 June 2006
I seem to have a thing for tables. I'm into table dances lately. This woman is really beautiful; I find her big clit super hot. The gallery is here. Enjoy!
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not my biggest fan. really.

1 June 2006
Coop might be in Japan right now, but that doesn't mean he can't harass me from the other side of the world. On a list including a few other malfeasant miscreants, I got a link to pictures of scary-bad tattoos. Um, thanks. I wrote: > now I am depressed > it was […]
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