From the monthly archives:

March 2006

I love pretty happy girls

20 March 2006
I'm still on the Hegre affiliate mailing list; mostly out of curiosity to see the new models and nice erotic photos, and also to see what Richard Kern is up to -- he's one of my top ten favorite erotic photographers. They send me links to free galleries every week […]
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[video] ipod iporn

19 March 2006
Very fun video in the style of those ubiquitous iPod commercials; if anyone knows the source please email so I can give proper link credit. I found it on YouTube, but no one cites where they found it. Regardless, it's like someone filmed me before, during and after the (400 […]
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Off To A Wedding Reception

18 March 2006
Earlier today I went to a pirate radio planning meeting; there'll be some fun stuff coming up for me in the next few months with these guys. I was blown away listening to them describe going to Serbia and setitng up a pirate radio station in someone's apartment a few […]
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[video] pinky violence: sex and fury

18 March 2006
I am in love, love, love with my newest discovery, the bad girls' exploitation Pinky Violence series: Reiko Ike stars as a female Japanese Yakuza killing machine, who appears to do many of her kick-ass fight scenes in the nude, revealing her stunning chest and shoulder tattoos! (Did I forget […]
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the horrifying repercussions of steamybutt

17 March 2006
I want that to be the title of my first children's book, or a new Extra Action song, or a book with the subhead, " -- the George W Bush Presidency". It's from Rectal Foreign Bodies, an old site with real and fake stuff, via Kinkwire Forums. And, wow -- what […]
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music madness

17 March 2006
I cherry-picked a bunch of excellent mashups from M*A*S*H and The Food. Apologies to Bootie LA, who just gave me a copy of their great CD, but I think The Food's What I Diggity Say (Ray Charles vs. Blackstreet) has got to be one of the best mashups I've ever […]
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[video] Bettie Page, old and new

16 March 2006
Bettie Page is having yet another revival -- though now, a totally Hollywood one -- with the April release of The Notorious Bettie Page (Flash site, LAME!). I am glad that at least she's being played by Gretchen Mol and not Liv Tyler, even though I can think of like […]
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saying you have AIDS to sell books

16 March 2006
My friend Jack Boulware wrote a fascinating, well-researched and somewhat personal article for Salon about the fake writer JT LeRoy -- who, as many of you know, is really a rich older lady who sold a bunch of lies as a memoir, even going so far as to say the […]
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stephen colbert’s bestselling manjuice

16 March 2006
On last night's Colbert Report, TV's Stephen Colbert did a short, hilarious segment on mysterious sperm donor 401, whose sperm was apparently in extremely high demand before the donor stopped jacking off for extra cash. If you read the nonfiction essay "Spem Bank Teller" in my book Best Sex Writing […]
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[video] the cramps: bikini girls and machine guns

15 March 2006
I forgot for a minute how incredibly awesome The Cramps are until I saw this wonderfully kitschy psychobilly video from possibly when I was way too underage to even get near one of their albums. Player embed after the jump. (more...)
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Everyone Loves Sushi

15 March 2006
I just got an email from a reader asking for male masturbation sleeve lube recommendations to go with a new toy he wants; I just don't understand why a guy would be worried about the wasabi and ginger themed lube that comes with this blue Juicy Sushi Masturbator? I recommended […]
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nerd alert!

15 March 2006
Last night I went to Nerd Salon and had lots of fun listening to my friends talk about code (totally over my head), my pal's Berkeley engineering robot project (got that one) and then when I just couldn't take it anymore I rode molecular gastronomy geek and food hacker (and […]
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youtube embed test

14 March 2006
I have a new obsession: YouTube. I'm playing around with YouTube's subscribable tags right now, and came across this funny German commercial spoof and thought that since Kathryn and I are working like sexy little monkeys on my blog today, I'd experiment with my first embedded video in a post. […]
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this is only a test

14 March 2006
of the tinynibbles system; apologies for any extra RSS sticky wet spots left in your aggregators... (more...)
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three cheers for the girl!

13 March 2006
Hooray for Girl With A One-Track Mind, who won the 2006 Bloggie award for "Best British or Irish Weblog"! It's such great news, as she's a really cool chick (I had a beer or five with her in London last year), and it's right before the release of her upcoming […]
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in today’s San Jose Mercury News

13 March 2006
Today I'm quoted in the 'Merc about portable porn; it's called, Smut goes wireless; critics sound alarm, and as usual, my opinions clash with mobile porn critics...
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How To Surf Porn, Safely

12 March 2006
Learn how to surf porn safely, avoid popups, viruses and unethical link practices, how to safeguard your privacy online, and much more in the new permanent sidebar link, safe porn surfing. Here, I list the bad things that porn (and travel and pharmaceutical) sites do, things you can do to […]
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podcasting at 2am

11 March 2006
Beer + new Logitech headset + hot erotica + friday night melancholy = late night podcasting! Quickie: "The First Stroke" by Erica Dumas, from my new book Lips Like Sugar: Women's Erotic Fantasies. Here, a woman tries out her new strap-on and takes control with her boyfriend for the very first […]
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Marie Claire Likes Me

9 March 2006
My pal Alison Tyler has alerted me to Open Source Sex in the April issue of Marie Claire magazine! They recommend my podcast in their "sex confessions" section, saying: "Sex By iPod: One of the most popular sex podcasts is the Open Source Sex show by sex educator and writer […]
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Adult Babies And Secure Computing

8 March 2006
Many of you know I've been keeping an eye on the censorship fobiles of Boing Boing's coverage of Secure Computing, as I explained in my "Websluts, Powered by Google" post, the language and interpretation of online censorware is determined by the people who create and run the wares. But what […]
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