From the monthly archives:

December 2005

MIA from iTunes

by Violet Blue on December 31, 2005

I’m getting a lot of emails like this tonight:

“Hi Violet,
I really enjoyed your “quickie” and when I saw you also had OSS26 I went to itunes but could not find it there. (…) I tried to search on “sex” and “open source” in the itunes podcasts but could not find ANY of your work there! What Gives?”

Also, another: “This is so frustrating, I don’t know how you deal with it.”

No kidding — but in the time it took for me to check iTunes, write this post, and check again, my podcast was put back into iTunes (but with no #26: New Year’s podcast, which I downloaded from iTunes earlier this afternoon). So my podcast was off iTunes for several hours, so weird. I really appreciate everyone helping me keep an eye on this strangeness; iTunes seems hella buggy — but I have to wonder while I sit here waiting for my hair to set before going out, *who* at Apple has to work on New Year’s?

My dear, ever-subtle friend Thomas emails me with the best New Year’s wishes, a message worth sharing with the world:

“Have a debauched and hopefully drunken NYE celebration without me. Try not to puke on the Baby New Year. Remember: HE IS NOT THE BABY JESUS. Puking on babies is something good girls save for the Baby Jesus alone.”

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naked new year podcast

by Violet Blue on December 31, 2005

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Wait — I’m not naked. Not yet anyway. But listen, and get inspired before the ball drops! text:

Last quickie of 2005! A special story just for tonight: “Naked New Year” by Dante Davidson — including hot public sex in the cool night air, delicious oral sex and an unusual spanking technique. Happy New Year everyone — and thank you for listening, and for all of your warmth and heartfelt support. It’s been quite a year, and I feel like you and I, dear listeners, are doing something really amazing here. Image: Siege @ Nerve.com.

Open Source Sex 26 (MP3)

* I seem to be dropped from the iTunes search interface. My page is still there though direct link, but the usual searches for “violet blue” and “open source sex” and even “sex” in the “podcasts” genre make it look like I’m no longer listed in iTunes. Anyone else having this problem? Email me: violet at tinynibbles dot com

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quickie podcast

by Violet Blue on December 29, 2005

The first of many quickies. A little giggly, but that’s how we geek girl shut-ins get… Text:

The first quickie! One red-hot short story, on request: “Whose Panties” by Alison Tyler. A bite-sized nibble of erotica including a taste of rimming and panty subterfuge. Yum!

Open Source Sex 25 (MP3)

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books I loved this year

by Violet Blue on December 29, 2005


I read a lot of sex books, but when I want to depornosaturate my brain, I read a lot of non-sex books. Though I’ll admit that for a book to be exciting to me, there needs to be some sort of sexual, criminal or horror component; a book without these things is like food without salt. Sure, it keeps your blood pressure down, but… here are a few favorites I read (or re-read) in 2005:

The Crimson Petal and the White (read it twice) and Under The Skin by Michael Faber * Stormy Weather (3rd reading) and Strip Tease (2nd reading) by Carl Hiaasen * Dead Reckoning: The New Science of Catching Killers by Baden + Roach * The Da Vinci Code and Deception Point by Dan Brown * Middlesex: A Novel by Jeffrey Eugenides * What the Corpse Revealed: Murder and the Science of Forensic Detection by Hugh Miller * Dark Ladies by Fritz Lieber * Unnatural Death: Confessions of a Medical Examiner by Michael Baden * Cat Owner’s Manual by Brunner, Stall, Kepple, Buffum * Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith (2nd reading) by Jon Krakauer * Slammerkin (2 readings) by Emma Donoghue * The Dress Lodger by Sheri Holman * Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach (2nd reading) * JG Ballard: Quotes (endlessly thought-provoking) by Vale + Ryan * The Field Guide to Tools by John Kelsey * The Fig Eater by Jody Shields * Carter Beats the Devil by Glen Gold * Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy * The Simple Art of Murder by Raymond Chandler * I also re-read all my still-awesome Sin City comics (which I have in original form, not this fancy box set!)

Image: must-see Film Rotations Sin City Comparisons

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I’m good with a whip, too

by Violet Blue on December 28, 2005

Cat’s coming out of the bag: Jackson points out to me that if you read today’s San Francisco Examiner, you’ll see this in P.J. Corkery’s column:

SFist.com, that daily gallimaufry of things San Francisco, showed that San Francisco hospitality isn’t just an old-school drill – by jamming ‘em in jolly down at Otis, the Otis elevator size club on Maiden Lane. That makes for intimate mixing. Weighing in on the seminarlike salon: Matt Gonzalez … law partner Whitney Leigh. … SFist co-editors Eve Batey and Rita Hau. … That Liebling of the blogs, Jon Shurkin, and founding genius Jackson West … Maiden Lane’s been cleaned up since the Gold Rush days when it was a street of stews, but one argument fit the old themes: Wade Lagrone of Tribe.net was chewed out by local sexpert Violet Blue (and lawyer Jason Schultz) over changes that Tribe has made to cozy up to new fed obscenity regulations. Very hot talk. …”

Goodness, there were a lot of witnesses. Scott Beale remarked to me afterward that he was very bummed he didn’t have his camera on hand. Also after, Jason told me I’d make a good lawyer because I was relentless with Tribe’s esteemed marketing pawn. In my own defense, I was minding my own business at the holiday party (in 8″ heels and sock garters) when Lagrone interrupted me. He apparently came to the party to confront me “off the record”; at first I pretended not to see him to avoid a holiday party bloodbath but he insisted on making me talk to him and jumping right into a Tribe.net 2257 policy discussion. I was very excited to challenge him to every bit of bullshit about this whole thing, from start to present; I didn’t care who heard or saw. So I did. Jason Schultz just happened to walk into the party mid-confrontation; he calmly walked up, folded his coat over his arm, listened for a minute, and joined in.

When Jason was finished calmly and bemusedly grilling (receiving what people called later “oh shit” looks from the Tribe man), Jason took a spot on a nearby couch. (I’m just getting to know Jason, but our timing in countering Lagrone’s bullshit and not letting up on him was… unexpectedly awesome.) I finished with Lagrone, who kept insisting on trying to get my sympathy about their poor plight. (I hate it when people try to get me to agree with them about something I obviously don’t, just so they can feel better, or at least feel like they “got” me.) I told him “I am not talking to you about 2257 anymore.” He wouldn’t stop, going on about how it’s just awful they have to do this and decide the fate of gay tribes and artwork, etc. I told him several times to stop talking to me about it because I was getting very angry. I had to ask him at least three times that I can remember to stop talking to me until I finally ended it in a somewhat ugly way.

I was fuming. I told him something along the lines of, “I *said*, we’re not talking about this anymore. It doesn’t matter now. Now that you’ve lumped obscenity and sexually explicit conduct together, 2256 and 2257, with your site’s content filtering policy, you are going to be very VERY busy. Good luck to you.” He kept talking about it as I was turning away. Some men don’t know how to leave a woman alone, even after she tells him to repeatedly. I finally said, not nicely, “I *told* you we’re not talking about this anymore. I do not agree with you, and that’s the end of it. Someday you won’t work for Tribe anymore, and I’ll be seeing you around town for quite a while I’m sure. So good luck. You’re going to need it.”

Don’t confront me if you don’t want a fight. And do your fucking homework if you do.

(best part: me = no panties that night.)

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10 minutes on a website

by Violet Blue on December 27, 2005

From SRL cohorts, this, leading to: Tortura. Listen to the sexy MP3 — whipping put to jazz was never so sexy! Even stranger, “sound effects of US Air Force firepower“, “Instant Insanity Drugs” (too late for some of us), “Suicide Prevention” (opposite effect), and the NSFW album cover of all time, “The Sensuous Black Woman meets The Sensuous Black Man“. Nice cock, but I’ve got to get my jive on. (And isn’t this Edward Gorey artwork?)

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meta, with rotating pleasure beads

27 December 2005
I'm pinching myself all over: I'm one of the Wired News "2005's Sexiest Geeks"! Eeeeee! With their list and my list (and all the runners-up), it means that geeks will only become sexier as a species from this point on as demand for brains and sexiness increases. We will be […]
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down and dirty holiday podcast

24 December 2005
You know me, I just can't sit still over these long holiday weekends. In a minute I'm running off to an SRL friend's house for a holiday beer, but in the meantime, if you get a bit of alone time over the next day or so... I've got your hot […]
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sperm bank teller podcast

23 December 2005
New podcast! Text and links: On a cold San Francisco night, I read "Sperm Bank Teller" by Polly Enmity, from Best Sex Writing 2005. When I found out that someone I knew not only works in a really dysfunctional local sperm bank -- but that she also regularly has sex with […]
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sexy geek deathmatch

22 December 2005
Guilt, murder, weird sex, dinner... sounds like a typical date to me, but no matter how I taunt Thomas, it's not how to get on next year's Top Ten Sexy Geeks list. Yesterday's emails: Thomas Roche wrote: It is my sole purpose for existence, now, to make the 2006 list. My propeller […]
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The Tribe.net 2257 Extended Dance Remix

21 December 2005
Yesterday Tribe.net removed all its "mature" age screening pages in favor of making any Tribe marked as formerly "mature" or flagged by anyone who objects to the content, invisible unless you're in the Tribe. Why care? For one, it's an interesting experiment to see what happens when interpretation of 2257 […]
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favorite mashups 2005

19 December 2005
Personal favorites, get 'em while the links last: Black B.eatles (MP3 instru: B.lack Eyed Peas - Let's get R.etarded; acapella: The B.eatles - R.un for your life + The B.eatles - Girl + L.udacris Feat, P.harrell - F.atty girl + The C.lipse - G.rinding (remix) + K.elis - C.aught out There) F.atboy […]
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my ass. on Altporn. whoah.

19 December 2005
Um, I mean, I did this totally awesome interview in Altporn's excellent podcast; I talk about Tribe and 2257, what the genre of altporn means to me and the world, about the mainstream porn conspiracy (I actually say "fuck AVN"), and I tell a little about going from homeless teen […]
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Top Ten Sexy Geeks Of 2005

18 December 2005
One thing I didn't expect when I first posted my call for nominations for the top ten sexiest geeks of 2005 was that I'd get so many (thank you!). But I'm glad I did. The world is truly a better place with more sexy geeks to go around, and this […]
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sex podcast directory

18 December 2005
Check it out. I'll keep growing it as time goes by (and editing it as podcasters flake off).
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hot holiday podcast

17 December 2005
Fresh and hot -- here's the text accompanying my new podcast: "Cozy up with some hot holiday erotica! Reading from Alison Tyler's brand-spanking-new The Merry XXXmas Book of Erotica, I dish out two explicit gems starring, well... holiday erotica anti-heroes, if you will. In "Here Comes Santa", a young woman escapes […]
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GETV interview 2 and schwag

16 December 2005
Remember when I went to that Sex Machines book release slideshow and was interviewed about Tribe.net and 2257? Well, after that I was asked to become a GETV guest correspondant, and strangely I accepted, and then I went on to do three interviews. The first of those three are up […]
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testicular physics

15 December 2005
Now, if I owned a men's underwear concern (and hopefully someday I will), this is exactly how I would present my products. Except I would call this The One-Armed Bandit Banana Hammock. Seriously, how does that thing stay on/up? I'd love to be in the team of engineers that worked […]
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A Sexy Holiday Gift Guide, Sort Of

13 December 2005
A friend wrote me recently asking for toy suggestions for leading her boy-toy down the road to bend-over-boyfriend bliss; more friends emailed about gifts for their lovers; I just wrote a San Francisco focused sexy gift guide for SFist; next, an autofellatiotasticmeta gift guide roundup for Fleshbot. But in all […]
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SRL news

12 December 2005
From the ten mile long RE/Search email I got from my pal Vale: > 4. SRL founder Mark Pauline has to move his legendary "shop" where > SRL has been headquartered for almost 25 years. Blame the anti-artist > unreal-estate conspiracy. RE/Search, in cahoots with > MarkPauline-AmyCritchett-KarenMarcelo-Scott Beale-Eddie Codel & > more... is barely beginning […]
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